My Insaneness. By: Miss Misty USA

Disclaimer: what I said in everything else, so don't sue, and shut up.

I like t o be retarded, so just shut up and listen or Read. Ok, um I don't know what to write, so don't be scared.bwahahaha!

Once upon a time, those cows with indigestion in that other story I wrote ate grass. The crimson Lugia said hi to a cow. I screamed. Bugsy said ouch. "Sorry, my TV. Bit me!" cried Sabrina. Bruno ate a hot dog that he regurgitated. "I want cookies!" said an evil mew of doom. Someone cried no, I'm too old to die! Someone's friend plastered ketchup on her boyfriends white shirt. A crow ate bananas. "Shut up! You hurted my hair!" A little girl said noisily. My sisters became evil. My cat alien ate a TV. Karen ate Bruno's hot dog. Bruno screamed a death scream. My homeroom teacher told him to shut up and pay attention to her, not his hotdogs. Ash did his homework. Misty married a pile of poop. Ash ate his hand. The hospital made him throw up. Brock became Tracy's girlfriend. "Brock, stop eating my cookies!" The Crimson Lugia screamed madly. I went insane (if I'm not already). A fat cow died in Bugsy's care. I wore a shirt that said, "why do boys like smart girls.Opposites attract" My friend broke up with a watermelon. "Never eat at Chile's!" Screamed an evil Merrill. I had dreams about everything falling out of my locker. "Shut up you ... .. ..!" Some freaky homeless person screamed at a piece of dirt. A lesbian tried to kiss Jasmine. Brock liked cookies. "Why eat cookies when the art of bananas is greater?" Asked Morty. Ricki Martin did cartwheels on the empire state building. "Will you stop staring at my children?" Screamed an angry Furret. "My feet smell like cookies." sighed The Crimson Lugia. "THE END!" screamed an over tortured Lance.

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