You're Very Naughty, Pete Wisdom
by Starsinger
I just got finished writing a short piece for an original short story contest, and now, I need something light, that was inspired by several authors, and you probably know who you are. This is a re-writing of that infamous night on Muir Island. Only, Wisdom isn't the man he is in the Excalibur Comics, really! No, still don't own them.
Wisdom tucked Kitty into the crook of his arm as he stared at the picture in her hand, "You left the X-Men and that for England."
She gave him a cross look, "I thought he was dead at the time!"
"Luv, if I were you, I would've waited. Oh, that's right, you were injured at the time," he took a drag from the cigarette in his fingers. He stuck his tongue out at her, "Do allow me my bad habits, Kit." He kissed her on the top of her head and laughed at the face that pulled from her, "Go to bed, and stop envying your friends! Moira and Rahne don't have anyone either." He whispered the last giving one last push toward the door that lead to the rest of the facility.
It was a moon lit night, and Wisdom was sure he was being watched, "She's gone, you can come out now." He wasn't prepared for a very big, very tired looking man to emerge from the bushes. He recognized him instantly, "Why did you wait?"
The poor man looked miserable, "I didn't want to interfere."
Wisdom looked confused, "With what?" Then it dawned on him, "OH! With us!" He threw the butt to the ground and crushed it under his heel. "Well, go on, she'll be happy to see you!" he said gesturing at the door.
"She will? What about…" his sentence trailed off as he stared at the ground.
Pete grinned, "Us? No, we're never going to be an item."
Suddenly Kitty came running through the wall at top speed. Brian and Kurt were close behind her. The two men turned to find them breathing hard and staring at them, "Piotr?" The whisper from her mouth was all the prompting he needed. He dropped his bags and walked over to her, sweeping her into his arms for a well deserved kiss.
"There you go, Kit, just what you were hoping for!" Pete said as the two came up for air. "Now, do us all a favor and go get a room!"
Brian, Kurt and Pete watched as the two of them walked back into the building without a backwards glance. "You know what, Wisdom? You're not a bad guy after all." Kurt said, "We also need to find you a boyfriend."
Kitty's next moves were rather calculated. She fed him, had Moira check him over, and sent him into the shower in her little room. When he returned from the bathroom her intentions were clear, she lay on the bed wearing nothing but a wicked smile. Afterward she lay snuggled against him, and all seemed right with the world. As Peter lay next to her, Lockheed snuggling up against his neck, his world was finally at peace.
Please R&R, just felt in need of a bit of silliness.