My first attempt as a crossover. Please let me know if I should continue. Thanks..

James was on his way to M's office after having been summoned by a rather irritated M earlier in the morning. As he walked around the corner he saw Eve sitting at her desk with a rather perplexed look on her face.

"Morning Eve" he said in cheerful tone as he was about to open M's office door

"I'm not sure you want to go in there" she said hesitantly

"Oh and why is that?"

"She's not alone and she's not happy" replied Eve

"What's that supposed mean?"

"Well the local authorities brought some rather let's just say interesting people to us this morning because they have no clue what to do with them"

"What have they done, and why is this an MI6 problem?"

"They're just a bit eccentric." She replied mysteriously

"Eccentric how?'

"I'll let you find out for yourself" she said as she motioned toward the door

James knocked as he entered the office to see M sitting at her desk with an unamused look on her face, and two people sitting opposite her with similar expressions on their faces. On the desk were what appeared to be two long slender sticks. Eve's description wasn't far off the mark as he approached the three who seemed to be engaged in a staring match with one another. The couple, a man in his mid-60's and a woman who appeared to be around M's age were dressed in clothing one might have seen several decades ago. The woman appeared to be rather slender with sharp pointed features, graying light brown hair piled on top of her head in a nice neat bun, and icy, cold eyes, while the man on the other hand had longish black hair, pasty white skin, and dark brooding eyes and gave the impression that he had a rather unpleasant disposition.

"Good morning M"

"Bond. Thank you for joining us" she said in an unusually polite tone "I would like you to meet our guests" she continued "This is Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape"

"Nice to meet you both" replied James "Pardon my rudeness, but M may I have a word?" he said motioning to the door

"Of course. Please excuse us for a moment won't you?" she said as she picked up the two sticks on her desk and followed James to Eve's office closing the door behind her.

"So what's the deal with the King and Queen of eccentricity sitting in your office?"

"007, this is no time for jokes" snapped M "The local authorities brought these two in this morning for behaving suspiciously"

"Why did they bring them to you, isn't suspicious behavior their department? I mean if that's their criteria for dropping their problems on MI6 every time they don't want to deal with them, we might as well install a turn style outside your office door and charge admission" he said sarcastically

"Bond, do be serious. It wasn't so much their behavior that was suspicious as it was these" she said handing him the sticks.

"What is so suspicious about two sticks?" he asked as he took them from her hand and giving them a once over.

"I think the local authorities are complete morons as they seem to think these two "sticks" are some sort of weapons" she said clearly irritated "I think its total rubbish, but they swear they saw those two shoot some sort of beam or light or some such nonsense at something causing a car to disintegrate before their very eyes"

"You're not serious?" he said trying to conceal a laugh

"Shut up Bond" she snapped "It is our duty to investigate this nonsense and as of this moment this is now our problem so I would appreciate you're full cooperation until this matter is settled is that understood!"

"Yes ma'am" he replied suppressing the sudden urge to salute

"Now we're going to go back in there and try to question these two rather eccentric people without sounding like complete idiots so I would appreciate it if you would try to contain your amusement until we're finished"

"Of course" he said with a alight grin as he followed her back into the office

"Now then Ms. McGonagall, Mr. Snape sorry to have kept you waiting. I'm sure this is all a misunderstanding. But it would appear that the local authorities believe for some strange reason that these two rather ornate sticks are weapons. I firmly believe that it is purely the work of someone's overactive imagination, but none the less it is my duty to investigate the allegation all the same"

"Yes of course" replied the woman dryly "I can understand your position. If one of my students came to me with such an allegation I would be obliged to investigate as well"

"More to the point this is really an overreaction by some overzealous young people. What they saw was merely a trick of light" replied the man flatly

"After examining the sticks, I am inclined to agree. We have found them to be harmless unless you intend to poke someone in the eye, so I don't feel in necessary to detain you any longer" said M as James stood silently beside her still holding the sticks

"Thank you" replied the man rising to leave "If we are finished may we have our "Sticks" back so that we may be on our way"

"Yes of course."

As James was about the hand the sticks back he somehow managed to flick one of them just right to send a stream of light shooting out the end which blasted a rather large hole in the wall just above M's desk. James and M just stood there in a state of shock as they looked back and forth between the hole in wall, the sticks and their two guests.

"What the hell was that?" shouted James

"Bond, take those "Sticks" to Q immediately! And you two please take seat. I don't believe you will be going anywhere just yet"