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A/N: I was in English class, and I was thinking about something one of my friends told me, and this just came to mind. Tell me what you think. ;)
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Ron and Harry are outside Voldemort's lair, planning the best way to ambush him.
"I know! I could dress up in a bird suit right? And then I can go up to him and distract him while you go and Avada him!" Ron exclaimed excitedly. Harry nodded.
"It's an ok plan, but the bird suit?" He asked curiously. Ron sighed impatiently
"So I can fly away if I get into trouble. Duh." He said, rolling his eyes. Harry sighed, but decided against commenting. Before he could say anymore however, Ron had transfigured his clothes into a bird suit and ran into the lair. Harry ran after him, and saw him standing in front of Voldemort.
"You smell!" He sneered. Voldemort looked murderous, but before he could curse him, Ron started flapping wildly, screeching; "NOW HARRY"
Harry took this as his cue and pointed his wand at Voldemort, yelling; "AVADA KEDAVRA!" Voldemort blinked stupidly, still dumbfounded by Ron's stupidity, and he died.
"Well I'll be damned!" Harry said in awe. "It worked!" Ron looked over at him, incredulous.
"Well duh, it was my plan." He said, rolling his eyes again. Harry again, chose not to comment as they exited the strangely Death Eater free lair.
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A/N: So, what did you guys think? Good, bad? Review please!