Disclaimer: I do not own the Cullens! If I did, I would NOT be here writing this. I would be making out with Jasper! I just own the AIM usernames, kind of. Sorry if I use the same username as you, it's not intended.

Author's Note: I know that everyone has done one of these, but I just had to make one! Oh and makesure you pay attention to the list of who is who, because im only posting the names on chapter 1. Sorry! And ALSO, each person wont be in EVERY chapter. And USUALLY edward and bella are at the cottage on laptops, alice and jasper on laptops in their room, etc. But people like seth and jacob are at their houses, mike and jessica are at their houses, etc.


AIM with the Cullens

Edward- SparkleBoy

Bella- stupidlamb

Emmett- HERmonkeyman

Rosalie- HISbarbie

Alice- pixiestixx

Jasper- chillpill

Carlisle- DrSexy

Esme- mommaMia

Jacob- SureSure

Seth- woof

Jane- GotPain

Aro- zombie

Mike- ilyarizona

Jessica- ilym


SparkleBoy has signed in.

stupidlamb has signed in.

pixiestixx has signed in.

ilyarizona has signed in.

ilym has signed in.

SureSure has signed in.

SparkleBoy- hey everyone

ilyarizona- hey bella!

stupidlamb- hey newton

SparkleBoy- ...

pixiestixx- should I get Jasper?

stupidlamb- nah its fine alice. i just kissed him and he calmed down

ilyarizona- ugh!

SparkleBoy- constipated?

pixiestixx- hah! lmao

stupidlamb- shut it edward, lol

SureSure- bells?

stupidlamb- yeah jake?

SureSure- wanna go cliff diving later?

pixiestixx- were going hunting

ilym- Bella? Hunting? Rosalie, hunting? Yeah right!

stupidlamb- oh yeah! hunting! sorry jake. and yes we hunt jess.

ilyarizona- really?

SparkleBoy- yes! all of us hunt! gah

chillpill has signed in.

stupidlamb- hey jasper

SparkleBoy- hey jazz

chillpill- hey guys. hows ness?

stupidlamb- HUMANS!

chillpill- oh... sorry

ilym- Who is Ness?

ilyarizona- yeah, whos ness?

stupidlamb- um... the lochness monster! yeah... were into that stuff...

SparkleBoy- good save

stupidlamb- thanks :)

SparkleBoy- your welcome love

ilyarizona- ugh!

chillpill- is he constipated?

pixiestixx- hah! lmao jazzy! edward said that earlier!

SureSure- im hungry! grrrrr

HISbarbie has signed in.

HISbarbie- go eat out of that doggy bowl i made you, fiddo

ilyarizona- you made him a doggy bowl?

SureSure- I HAVE A JOKE! okay, there was a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. they robbed a bank then went up on the roof. the cops surrounded the building. the red head said, "look! a tornado!" then the cops looked to see it, and she ran away. the brunette said, "a tsunami!" so the cops looked and she ran away. the blonde said "fire!" and they shot her

SparkleBoy- hah. funny.

pixiestixx- thats actually funny! lol

chillpill- im a blonde...

SureSure- sorry jasper, well i havta go. bye guys

stupidlamb- youre so goofy jake, bye

SureSure has signed off.

ilym- Bella! When are you gonna visit me?! Forks is lonely without you!

ilyarizona- yeah arizona, come visit

stupidlamb- soon. i have to see dad anyway. but i must warn you, i look ALOT different now. i talk different too, and my eye color is different.

ilyarizona- what do you look like now?

pixiestixx- she looks like us!

HISbarbie- yep, shes GORGEOUS!

stupidlamb- aww thanks rose

SparkleBoy- Isabella Marie Swan Cullen, the lochness monster is kinda missing!

stupidlamb- kinda?! wtf?! g2g guys! ily!

SparkleBoy has signed off.

stupidlamb has signed off.

pixiestixx- we should go help look, bye

chillpill- later

HISbarbie- bye

HISbarbie has signed off.

pixiestixx has signed off.

chillpill has signed off.

ilyarizona- i wonder why his name is chill pill...

ilym- Yeah. Well bye Mikey! I have to go! Text me later.

ilyarizona- okay bye jess

ilyarizona has signed off.

ilym has signed off.