Me and Hikaru were at the library. checking out books.
Haruhi told us about this place..
its were commoners get books when they don't have enough money to buy them. so me and Hikaru went there to see what it was like.
it looks normal.. Hikaru sayed.
we search all over the library and found something interesting.
hey look Kaoru porn! he sayed. while laughing.
i laughed so hard i think the whole entire library heard us.
the librarian came up to us and told us to be quiet and yeah this is the..second time.
me and Hikaru picked some books to read and sat down at a table.
Hikaru may i ask why you got a book about ...sex? i asked.
no reason. he sayed.
a little girl walked up to us and started pointing.
um hey there. i sayed. and waved at her.
she came up to me and sayed real loud.
HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL!
like how the heck did this girl know that? like did she have super powers of something?
and then she turned to Hikaru and sayed.
YAOI! SEME!
AND YOUR THE UKE! she pointed to me.
we were both shocked. by what the girl sayed.
her mother grabbed her and the librarian kicked her and her daughter out.
did you heard what that girl sayed? i asked Hikaru.
yep i heard...well its not like its NOT true. he sayed while giggling.
well yeah your right! i sayed.
everyone was looking at us.
including some girls who were across from us laughing.
one of the girls walked over to our table.
um hey there! your kinda cute. wanna go out with me? she said.
um im sorr. i was cut off by Hikaru.
UM NO BUT APPARENTLY HE'S TAKEN! he sayed.
oh my god. i would have gone out with you if i didn't know you were...GAY. she said.
she walked out of the libary with her friends. and didn't once turn back at me.
uuhh what a bitch! doesn't she know gay when she sees one? Hikaru said.
the librarian walked up to us.
um excuse me but you two please leave! your causing trouble to the other people! she sayed.
sure we'll.. leave oh and before that we would like to check these books out. Hikaru sayed.
um okay. she said.
after we got our books checked out we left.
you hear that Hikaru? she said shes never going to let us in ever again! i sayed.
yeah..i know. he sayed.
this sucks.. i sayed.
well at least we gave fan service! he sayed.
the end.