Bella's diary
Friday 13th
Dear Diary,
Today I spent the whole day with Edward, after Charlie was conveniently knocked out. We had a LOVELY time. Edward and I walked in the forest, then walked some more, and walked some more, and some more, and just a bit more. I can hardly write anymore because we are still walking.
Saturday 14th
Dear Diary,
Charlie was knocked out again, so this time Edward and I decided to walk in the forest again. It was such a LOVELY place, with all these dead little animals that Edward snacked on. We walked even further than yesterday, and are still walking. Goodbye.
Sunday 15th
Dear Diary,
Charlie is getting a rather large bump on his head. Next I think I'll get Edward to punch all over his face so that it'll go a LOVELY shade of red. I wonder if I can get Edward to drink my blood anytime soon. Well, anyway, we went walking in the forest today. A nice change from what we usually do. We had a great time, as usual, and are still walking.
Monday 16th
Dear Diary,
I think Charlie will need to go to the hospital soon, because his face is now purple. I think that Edward may have punched him a bit too hard. Oh, and by the way, Charlie also conveniently has a broken arm. Today we walked in the forest again. For some reason Jacob was there. He is a cob of corn. Ja – COB. I can't write anymore; I am laughing hysterically now. I really am very funny. Edward is staring at me funny. I wonder why. It's not like I suddenly started laughing for no reason.
Tuesday 17th
Dear Diary,
You'll never guess what I did with Edward today! We went walking in the forest! Edward kept taking snack breaks, though. Charlie didn't look very well this morning. Well, at least, I THINK it was morning. Clocks are impossible to read.
Wednesday 18th
Dear Diary,
OMG!!!! EDWARD DRANK MY BLOOD!!!! So now I'm sort-of-not-really-ish-but-kind-of dead! OMG!!! I'M PART OF THE LIVING UNDEAD WHO ARE DYING!!!! And I walked in the forest! OMG! I AM A RE-ANIMATED CORPSE! I AM PART OF THE UNDEAD!
Thursday 19th
Dear Diary,
Today Edward was arrested for animal cruelty. I wonder why. It can't possibly be about the trail of little dead animals that we left in the forest. I didn't know what to do, so I went walking in the forest. I haven't been there in a while.
Friday 20th
Dear Diary,
All is well; Edward drank the police officer's blood, so we went walking in the forest. I can't remember the last time we went walking there. It's so convenient that there are little animals in the forest. I can take snacks whenever I like. We are still walking, so it is getting hard to write.