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Regeneration Tales

1. Meet The TARDIS

The room that was empty a mere second suddenly was filled with people, all of them yelling at the fact that they seem to have appeared from where ever they were to where they are now.

A women stood at the front of the room, where a large cinema screen filled the wall behind her, and watched all this with amusement filling her eyes.

After five minute of Donna Noble screaming at the top of her lungs, the woman got tired of it, and she placed her fingers into her mouth and whistled.

Loudly.

As a group, everyone turned to face her, and everyone but three members of the group looked at her confused.

"Are you all quite finished, we have a show to watch?" she asked. She smiled in the direction of what she considered her current thief, in his bowtie. He gleamed back at her while his future regeneration also smiled. The third person to not be confused was River Song, who has so long become immune to random stuff happening to her.

"And who are you?" Captain Jack Harkness flirted, running his hand through his hair.

"Out of your league, so far out of your league. Don't worry, your going to find out why in a moment. Now, shall I make this easier on us," she clapped her hand, "everyone stand in a straight line."

They all lined up, the three newer companions looking a little lost without their Doctor - but she was going fix that soon enough. She had to make it up to that particular doctor.

"Can those who go by the title of Doctor please step forward" she said.

Nine, Ten, Eleven and Twelve stepped forward. Nine, glaring at everyone as he hasn't actually met anyone yet. Ten with a grin on his face. Eleven fixing his bowtie and twelve with a single step.

"Good, these are the ninth, tenth, eleventh and twelfth regenerations of the time lord known as the Doctor..." she started.

"But" said Yasmin Khan, "our Doctor isn't here." Everyone turned to look at her.

"Don't worry, he'll be here shortly" she said, and the Doctor's newest companions nodded. Their Doctor had explained how she used to be a man so many times that they weren't even surprised to meet her past regenerations.

"... next up, those who have Time Lord DNA" said the woman. The metacrisis Doctor and River Song stepped forward.

"River Song and John Smith" said the woman.

"And everyone can you please introduce yourself, and where you have come from."

"Erm, Rose Tyler and I was just eating dinner with John."

"Jackie Tyler, putting Tony to bed, he's my son."

"Martha Jones-Smith, arguing with my husband for the remote."

"Mickey Smith, winning the remote."

"Captain Jack Harkness ("Stop it" said three voices), you really don't wanna know."

"Donna Noble, just left the library." She threw a look at River Song, still wondering who she was.

"Sarah Jane Smith, I was having dinner with my children."

"Amelia Pond, Amy for short, and I was running through the TARDIS about to get eaten by House.

"Rory, and same."

"River Song, sitting in my cell."

"Clara Oswald, just finished teaching a class."

"Bill Potts, dating another loser."

"Nardole, spying on Bill Potts."

"Yaz, travelling."

"Graham, travelling."

"Ryan, travelling."

"And I'm the TARDIS. Pleasure to meet you."

"You're the TARDIS!" yelled Martha, shocked. Everyone else was staring at her in shock.

"Yeah, myself, eleven, Rory and Amy were just having an adventure - which I'm actually apart of. So exciting."

"Yeah" said Amy rolling her eyes, "exciting."

"Anyway, first we're going to watch my adventure with them. Then we're going to watch two special episodes for my thief. Everyone grab a seat, anywhere is fine."

Everyone ran to grab a chair next to those who are familiar to them. No one still had any clue what they were supposed to be watching, or what they were even doing but a life with the doctor has taught them to go with the flow.