I made this because I died inside.
This was Sunny's idea. Tsunami did not want to do it. Clay was hungry. Starflight was... blind. Glory didn't care.
"We shouldn't do this!" Tsunami protested.
"Fite me" Sunny said, cocking her gun.
Tsunami stayed quiet after that. The machine started making strange noises and was painful to the ears.
"HOW CAN YOU STAND THIS INFERNAL NOISE?!" She roared.
"What?" Sunny said, pulling out her earplugs.
Tsunami lunged at Sunny and got shot.
"IT'S ALIVE!" Sunny exclaimed.
"Is it edible?" Clay asked hopefully
"No"
"Aww dang"
Then, they heard the sound of a crashing wall.
"IVE DONE IT" Sunny yelled happily "I'VE BROKEN THE FOURTH WALL"
"I feel no different" Glory said.
"Reader" Sunny said with a malicious smile, "I have broked the fourth wall. I can talk to you now"
"Couldn't you do that before? Wouldn't that be an easier way to break the fourth wall?"
Sunny shot Glory
Qibli: Hello
"Oh no, not you again." Sunny said in a not-so-sunny voice.
Qibli: Y do u hate me?
"You speak in script format." (Also, you use parenthesis and break the universe) "See? It's contagious!"
Qibli: Lol (She has no idea)
Sunny: You know I can read your thoughts when you put them in ( ) *gasps*
Qibli: That's right. I'm the god of punctuation and format.
Sunny: (~_~;)
Qibli: HAHAHA!!!
Sunny: W(0)W
Qibli: Now u talk in Japanese emoticons ( T_T)＼(- ).
Clay: I'm still hungry
Qibli:
Clay: :O
Qibli: *laughs* NOW IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
Tsunami: Correction: Dragon
Sunny: *shoots Tsunami a second time*
Qibli: *ascends into heaven*
Sonichu: Hewo
Qibli: why r u here
Sonichu: I am the ultimate god
Qibli: ...
Sonichu: ()
Sonichu: (O_O)
Sonichu: Σ('')
Qibli: ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
Sonichu: *cringe level reaches OVER 9000*
Sonichu: *spontaneously combusts*
Pewdipie: Why did you kill Sonichu?
Qibli ate him.
"Oh yeh, dats rite!" Qibli growled "I'm talking in normal format now!" He then descended back to earth.
Sunny: （ ｉ _ ｉ ）
Translation: Die
"Back to the fourth wall" Qibli said, "we must break it"
"Qibli, are you breaking the format again?" Moon said as she came in.
"Uh... noooooooo?" He replied.
Moon then said, " I still love you for some reason cuz it's canon"
Then, Shadow appeared and said "Chaos SWISS ROLL!" and a portal randomly appeared. Shadow then descended into Edgy Heaven.
Everybody went through the portal and Tsunami and Glory were miraculously alive. Clay was still hungry.
When they came out, the were on a page where these words were being typed.
"..." they all said (In a way).
Qibli: We gone too far.
Sunny: (-)
Translation: Definitely
Tsunami got shot again for no good reason.
They were stuck in an endless loop where it kept looping cuz they were reading their future, past, and present. (Whatever that means)
"I'm here" Starflight said, saying something for the first time in this story.
"The story's over" I said.
"Oh"
And so they were stuck in a loop until the universe reset like it does in every episode of this anime.
Le End