Some of the questions were inspired by some character quiz thing on DeviantART.
Q. What is your name?
P- Phineas
Q. Do you have any siblings?
P- Ferb and Candace.
Q. *mutters* what the hell were his parents smoking?
P-What?
Q-Moving on. What is your gender?
P-Questionable.
Q. Do you want a hug?
P- Why yes, yes I do.
Q. Do you have any bad habits?
P- I've been told I tend to state the obvious.
Q. Have you ever killed anyone?
P- We were making a rocket once, and this kid Fleck was the astronaut. I suspect he'll be back in about 30 years or so.
Q. Do you hate anyone?
P-No.
Q-Do you have any secrets?
P-*pulls out AK-47* who wants to know?
Q. What's your favorite season?
P-Do you even watch the show? It's not 104 days of winter vacation!
Q. How long can you stay underwater?
P-About 35 seconds. But with my new AquaBreather 5000, I can stay under up to 60 years!
Q. What do you do on a normal day?
P- Well, I usually invent and build something physically and economically impossible by about noon...which gives me enough time to play with it and then inevitably destroy it and all evidence by the time mom gets home.
Q. Do you love anyone?
P- Isabella. Oh shit! I shouldn't have said that. Don't tell her I said that okay?
Q-You do realize you're not real, right?
P- well geez, don't tell Ferb that! It'd crush him.
Q. Are you gay?
P-It's an ongoing investigation.
Q. What's your favorite thing?
P- Well I invented this-
Q. Shut up.
P-…What?
Q. Is there another question?
P-it appears so.
Q-WHERES PERRY?