Super Mario 67
12 years ago. I was buying Nintendo 64 games whenever I had decided to think, "hey, why the literal fuck have I not bought Super Mario 64, and they had a copy of Super Mario 64 at this flea market I was in, except its cartridge had the label ripped off and it only said "Super Mario 67". When I got home I put the game into my N64 console. It took a while to load for some reason (around 30 seconds). When it turned on though, nothing was the same. It was an image...of Gary Coleman & Josh Peck. Then, there was an ultra 64-realistic scream heard from the TV, then I pressed the A button on the controller. Then, another horrifying image. The image was of Umi from the idol anime Love Live vaping (which I have posted below). Then there was another image of a date of 12-18-15 with the caption "get road chipped". Then, the game crashed. When I put the game in again, a naked John Goodman had jumped out of the screen and ate my family. At the end, I had gone on my computer, and noticed a new icon appear of a game I did not buy or remember pirating. The game...was Huniepop.