The scene comes on. There are crashing noises, and the screen is blank.
Space G: Dammit! Zorak, turn on the lights!
Zorak: You're closer.
Space G: Oh.
The lights flick on. Space Ghost phades into his chair.
Space G: Welcome, folks! You're all going to love our guest tonight!
Zorak: Who is it, Britney Spears?
Space G: Of course not! Tonight's guest is the famed Mazoku General, Zerosu
Metallium!
Moltar: (From his room) Who?
Space G: Just bring him on.
The tv set lowers. A very perky-looking man in his early 20's with purple hair is sitting there, waving.
Zerosu: Hello!
Space G: Hi!
Zorak: Ugh.
Moltar: What?
Brak: (from oblivion) B7!
Zerosu: Huh?
Space G: Shuddup!!
Crickets chirping.
Space G: So, Zerosu, tell us a little about yourself.
Zerosu: Sora wa himitsu desu!
Zorak: Dude, speak English, not Taiwanese or whatever!
Brak: It's Japanese!
Moltar: How does he know that?
The phone rings.
Space G: I'll be right back.
He flys off.
Brak: Whoosh!
Zorak: What the hell?
Moltar: The whoosh button's broken.
Zorak: Ah.
Long silence...
Zorak: So, purple dude, just...what are you?
Zerosu: I'm a Mazoku.
Moltar: A what?
Brak: Ma means Demon, and Zoku is Race!
Zorak: The hell?! How do you know this stuff??
Brak: I'm a fan of The Slayers!
Zerosu: (Perky face) Yay!
Brak: The Ryuzoku are cool!
Zerosu: ...You will die a very painful death very soon.
His eyes open slightly.
Moltar: Woh! Freaky!
Space Ghost flies back to his desk.
Space G: Damn those telemarketers! I'm quite happy with the size of my --
Zorak: We don't need to know this!
Space G: ...Refridgerator.
Zorak: Oh.
Space G: So, Zerosu, just what do you do?
Zerosu: I am General and Priest to Greater Beast Zerasu Metallium, or Juu-ou.
Moltar: Is she hot?
Zerosu: ...Yes.
Moltar: Sweet! Set me up with her.
Zerosu: ...No.
Moltar: Aww.
More crickets.
Space G: So, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Zerosu: I like to destroy things and torment people. (Happy grin)
Moltar: ...Woh.
Space G: Well, it's been fun, but...you're boring.
Zerosu's eyes snap open again.
Zerosu: You will also die a very painful death.
Space G: ...Well, bye!
The tv set rolls up.
Moltar, the next guest.
Moltar: We...don't have another guest.
Space G: Then get one!
Zerosu appears in Moltar's room.
Zerosu: I can get you a guest...
He grins evily.
Moltar: Uh...ok.
(Some time later)
Space G: So...Mr. random demon thingy...do you have any pets?
Demon: (SCREECH!)
Space G: Right...
Space G: Dammit! Zorak, turn on the lights!
Zorak: You're closer.
Space G: Oh.
The lights flick on. Space Ghost phades into his chair.
Space G: Welcome, folks! You're all going to love our guest tonight!
Zorak: Who is it, Britney Spears?
Space G: Of course not! Tonight's guest is the famed Mazoku General, Zerosu
Metallium!
Moltar: (From his room) Who?
Space G: Just bring him on.
The tv set lowers. A very perky-looking man in his early 20's with purple hair is sitting there, waving.
Zerosu: Hello!
Space G: Hi!
Zorak: Ugh.
Moltar: What?
Brak: (from oblivion) B7!
Zerosu: Huh?
Space G: Shuddup!!
Crickets chirping.
Space G: So, Zerosu, tell us a little about yourself.
Zerosu: Sora wa himitsu desu!
Zorak: Dude, speak English, not Taiwanese or whatever!
Brak: It's Japanese!
Moltar: How does he know that?
The phone rings.
Space G: I'll be right back.
He flys off.
Brak: Whoosh!
Zorak: What the hell?
Moltar: The whoosh button's broken.
Zorak: Ah.
Long silence...
Zorak: So, purple dude, just...what are you?
Zerosu: I'm a Mazoku.
Moltar: A what?
Brak: Ma means Demon, and Zoku is Race!
Zorak: The hell?! How do you know this stuff??
Brak: I'm a fan of The Slayers!
Zerosu: (Perky face) Yay!
Brak: The Ryuzoku are cool!
Zerosu: ...You will die a very painful death very soon.
His eyes open slightly.
Moltar: Woh! Freaky!
Space Ghost flies back to his desk.
Space G: Damn those telemarketers! I'm quite happy with the size of my --
Zorak: We don't need to know this!
Space G: ...Refridgerator.
Zorak: Oh.
Space G: So, Zerosu, just what do you do?
Zerosu: I am General and Priest to Greater Beast Zerasu Metallium, or Juu-ou.
Moltar: Is she hot?
Zerosu: ...Yes.
Moltar: Sweet! Set me up with her.
Zerosu: ...No.
Moltar: Aww.
More crickets.
Space G: So, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Zerosu: I like to destroy things and torment people. (Happy grin)
Moltar: ...Woh.
Space G: Well, it's been fun, but...you're boring.
Zerosu's eyes snap open again.
Zerosu: You will also die a very painful death.
Space G: ...Well, bye!
The tv set rolls up.
Moltar, the next guest.
Moltar: We...don't have another guest.
Space G: Then get one!
Zerosu appears in Moltar's room.
Zerosu: I can get you a guest...
He grins evily.
Moltar: Uh...ok.
(Some time later)
Space G: So...Mr. random demon thingy...do you have any pets?
Demon: (SCREECH!)
Space G: Right...