Today I interview Darth Mortis, Dark Lord of the Sith.
Sphere of Laws and Justice (Approx. 3684 BBY - 3630 BBY)
INTERVIEWER - Darth Mortis, may I please ask some questions? Do you have a few minutes?
DARTH MORTIS - The Dark Council has chosen to grant your request. I have been chosen
as their "public relations" representative.
INTERVIEWER - Thank you very much. However, I am more interested in you specifically.
Why did you execute your former friend and ally, the late Darth Thanaton?
DARTH MORTIS - He had lost his kaggath to Lord Kallig. When he lost, he proved how weak
he had become, so I broke his neck. He had outlived his usefulness to the Sith Empire.
INTERVIEWER - Your stance against allowing non-humans to join the ranks of the sith are well known.
Why do you feel this way? Many of the early sith lords were from the red-skinned sith purebloods.
DARTH MORTIS - While that is true; many of the truly great sith lords were human. Ajunta Pall,
Sorzus Syn, Tulak Hord were all human. Even greats like Marka Ragnos and Naga Sadow was part human.
Humans are far superior to non-humans. That is why the early Dark Jedi conquered the sith purebloods.
Because they were human.
INTERVIEWER - People want to get to know you better. How do you like to relax?
DARTH MORTIS - I don't relax, ever. The Dark Council keeps me busy.
INTERVIEWER - Do you have a favorite meal? Any favorite foods?
DARTH MORTIS - Medium rare steaks. I don't care what type of animal. Rancor steaks, Wookiee steaks,
it's all the same.
INTERVIEWER - Do you enjoy any hobbies or pastimes?
DARTH MORTIS - When I can find some free time, I like to build my own body armor. I have even made
armor for other sith lords. I use only the finest materials.
INTERVIEWER - Thank you kindly, my lord.