NOTE: This is my VERY first Fan-fiction story. Anyway, let the awesomeness begin!
Statler and Waldorf are seen sitting in chairs in a studio they never have been in before.
Waldorf: "Are we in the right place?"
Statler: "I don't know, but it's definitely better than that trashy Muppet Show".
Suddenly, a logo pops up. It was the Lucky Channel logo!
Akira: LUCKYYYYYY CHANNELLLLLL!
Akira: "HI LUCKIES!" *Shows her signature kawaii face*. "It's been YEARS since the last Lucky Channel episode and I missed you *sad face*. But we're back for season 2! "I'm so happy to be here again!"
Statler: "Who are you?"
Waldorf: "Didn't you hear? Her name is "so happy to be here again"."
Statler and Waldorf together: "Ohhh hohohohohohohohohoh!"
Akira: *Gives the two an irritated stare*
Akira: I'm Akira Kogami! The Long-lived host of LUCKY CHANNEL! Lucky Channel was a segment short at every end of a "Lucky Star" episode! This show also does fun things like talk about the characters from "Lucky Star", and read fan letters!"
Waldorf: "Fan letters?"
Statler: "How many did she get?"
Waldorf: "None."
Statler and Waldorf together: "Ohh hohohohohohohohohoh!"
Akira (Angry Voice): *slams her hands on the counter* LISTEN YOU GEEZER TROLLS! THIS SHOW IS VERY POPULAR AND I GET POSITIVE FAN LETTERS EVERY EPISODE! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A FIST IN THE MOUTH FEELS LIKE IF YOU DON'T STOP HECKLING ME!"
Statler: "Ok ok ok ok ok! Go ahead."
Akira: (Back to her sweet kawaii voice): "Anyway, my old assistant is back!" "If you don't remember him, his name is Minoru Shiraishi!
Minoru: "Welcome back everyone" "I have recovered from my extreme breakdown and now I have returned"
Statler: "A breakdown, huh?"
Minoru (Questioned): "Yeah… why do you ask?"
Statler: "If we don't leave this studio, I'm going to have one.
Statler and Waldorf together: "Ohhh hohohohohohohohohoh!"
Akira (Angry again): "IF YOU MAKE FUN OF ME OR THIS SHOW ONE MORE TIME, I'LL COME OVER THERE, AND KILL YOU ASSHOLES VIOLENTLY!"
*5-second silence occurs…*
Waldorf: "You're going to give us violets?"
Statler: "You're hearing aid's broken again"
Waldorf: "It's not broken, I turned it off on purpose."
Statler and Waldorf together: "Oh hohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh!"
Akira (Infuriated now): *screams incredibly loud while charging at the two old fart trolls*
As Akira charges, she tips over the camera and the camera slightly breaks.
*Scene changes to "Technical Difficulties" screen* however, the screams of Statler and Waldorf being slaughtered can still be heard.
The End
Epilogue: Akira eventually got in trouble with the law for murder and went to court. But the jury found her "not guilty" and was set free.