Super Smash Bros. Battle
Princess Peach: Hello, everyone. I'm the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom herself, Princess Peach. I'll be hosting a new reality show called "Super Smash Bros. Battle". Here's how it works, 12 Super Smash Bros. characters from only the first Super Smash Bros. game will be competing for 1,000,000 coins. Each time a team competes in a challenge and wins, will get a reward, while the team that loses will have to vote off a team member. The last Smash Bros. character standing will win the coins. I will be hosting here… at my castle. Welcome to Super Smash Bros. Battle.
Peach: Alright, let's meet our contestants. First up is Mario.
Mario: Hey, princess. Do they have any lasagna here?
Peach: You'll have to wait, Mario. We got to wait for the others.
Mario: I can wait.
Peach: Our next contestant is Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong: Nice to be here. I can't wait to get this game started! I'm all fired up!
Peach: That's wonderful, Donkey Kong. Go stand with Mario, please.
Donkey Kong: Okay.
Donkey Kong then glares at Mario, as he walks towards him. Mario then glares back at him.
Peach: Our next contestant is Link, all the way from Hyrule.
Link: Hey, Peach.
Link then looks behind Peach to see Donkey Kong and Mario glaring at each other.
Link: Why are they glaring at each other?
Peach: Oh. They're rivals.
Link: Oh, ok. I'll just go stand with them then.
Peach: Next is Samus Aran from the Metroid series.
Samus: Hi, Peach.
Peach: Hi, Samus.
Samus: Do you want me to go stand with the guys?
Peach: Go ahead. Our next contestant is Yoshi.
Yoshi: Hi, Peach. I can't wait for the fight for the million coins!
Peach: Good to hear, Yoshi. You can go stand with the guys over there.
Yoshi: Alright.
Yoshi then walks towards them.
Hey, guys. What's up?
Link: What's up right now is that Donkey Kong and Mario are continuing their rivalry, while Samus and I are enjoying the day.
Yoshi: Oh. Thanks for letting me know Link.
Link: You're welcome.
Peach: Our next contestant Kirby.
Kirby: Hi, Peach.
Peach: Hi, Kirby. I heard you can swallow pretty much anything, is that correct?
Kirby: That's right! Watch.
Kirby then swallows Donkey Kong and Mario.
Kirby: See.
Peach: That's great, Kirby. But it would be nice if you spit them back out.
Kirby: Alright.
Kirby then spits them both out.
Donkey Kong: Now I know how a meatball feels.
Mario: Hey, that's my famous line from the Super Mario World cartoon! You can't do that!
Donkey Kong: I can do whatever I want to do!
Peach: Boys, settle down!
Mario: Fine.
Peach: Next up is Fox McCloud from the Star Fox series.
Fox: Hey, Peach. Will the game be starting soon?
Peach: Soon. We still have 5 more contestants left to go.
Fox: Alright. I'll go and chat with them, then.
Peach: Go ahead.
Fox: Hey, guys!
Samus: Hey, Fox.
Fox: How are you doing, Samus?
Samus: I'm doing great, actually.
Fox: How are you doing, Kirby?
Kirby: I'm doing great. Are you excited for the battle for a million coins?
Fox: Heck, yeah, I am!
Fox: Hey, Link.
Link: Hi, Fox. How are you doing?
Fox: Great. How are you doing, Link?
Link: Great. But I don't think Mario and Donkey Kong are.
Fox: How come?
Link: Because they have a rivalry going on.
Fox: I see. It makes sense in the first Donkey Kong game.
Peach: Alright. Our next contestant is Pikachu.
Pikachu: Hi, Peach.
Peach: You're so cute, Pikachu.
Pikachu: Thanks, Peach. Everybody thinks so.
Peach: Are you strong, Pikachu?
Pikachu: Of course I'm strong. Watch.
Pikachu then uses Thunderbolt on a nearby Goomba.
Peach: Wow! You are strong. You can talk to the others, if you'd like.
Pikachu: Sure.
Yoshi: Hey, Pikachu.
Pikachu: Hi, Yoshi.
Mario: You know Pikachu, Yoshi?
Yoshi: Of course! I played Pokémon Red, Blue, Yellow, Stadium, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Stadium 2, Ruby, Sapphire, FireRed, LeafGreen, Emerald, Box Ruby and Sapphire, Colosseum, XD: Gale of Darkness, Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, HeartGold, SoulSilver, Battle Revolution, My Pokémon Ranch, Black, White, Black 2 and White 2!
Link: He's a serious gamer and a Pokémon fan!
Peach: Alright, our next contestant is Luigi.
Mario: Oh, no. Not my brother!
Luigi: Hey, Peach. Hey, Mario!
Mario: I'm not happy anymore, now that you're here!
Luigi: Come on! So what if I ate all the spaghetti last night! I hadn't eaten for 4 hours that day!
Mario: You could have at least saved some for me!
Peach: Boys, please settle down.
Luigi: Ok.
Peach: Next up is another Pokémon… Jigglypuff!
Jigglypuff: Hi, Peach. Can I sing for you?
Peach: I don't know why you're asking, but okay.
Jigglypuff then uses Sing and soon, everyone is fast asleep.
Jigglypuff: Umm… guys? GUYS!
Donkey Kong: I'm awake! Why did you yell, Jigglypuff?
Jigglypuff: Because you guys fell asleep while I sang! I can't believe it always happens!
Peach: Sorry, Jigglypuff. I think the reason why everyone keeps falling asleep is because you're voice is soothing, like when someone sings a lullaby to a baby.
Jigglypuff: Oh! It all makes sense now!
Peach: Alright. Our next contestant is Ness from the Earthbound series.
Ness: Hey, guys. How do you like my lucky baseball bat? I'm gonna keep for the rest of the game, so I have good luck.
Link: Is he allowed to bring his "lucky" object with him?
Peach: Of course he's allowed. He can bring whatever he wants to the island.
Yoshi: Shoot! I forgot my DS at home!
Ness: You can live a few more weeks without your DS, Yoshi.
Yoshi: You're right.
Peach: There's just one last contestant left… Captain Falcon!
Donkey Kong: From the F-Zero series?
Peach: Yes.
Captain Falcon: Hi, guys. I'm guessing I'm the fastest one here, so just fork over the money, Peach.
Peach: No way, Captain Falcon! You have to win it fair and square!
Captain Falcon: Fine. Let's just get on with the competition!
Peach: Alright, before we can start the game, we need to split you guys up into 3 teams of 4.
Fox: I wonder what the team names are.
Peach: Our first team is The Big Brawlers! On the Big Brawlers are… Mario, Link, Kirby, and Jigglypuff.
Link: Cool! I'm on Mario's team!
Kirby: I get to be with Jigglypuff! I think we both look alike. We're both round, pink… but Jigglypuff has hair.
Peach: The next team is The Small Smackers! On the Small Smackers are… Donkey Kong, Yoshi, Pikachu and, Luigi.
Yoshi: I'm with Donkey Kong! Sweet!
Pikachu: Luigi's fine, I guess.
Peach: Our last team is The Mega Mashers! On the Mega Mashers are Samus, Fox, Ness and Captain Falcon.
Fox: My team is perfect! My guys are strong!
Peach: Okay, while I get the challenge ready, you guys go enjoy the food. Go inside the castle.
Everyone then enters the castle.
Kirby: Wow! There's chips, spaghetti, Pokémon food, bananas. This isn't slop at all.
Mario: The princess isn't rude, so she wouldn't give slop to us.
Donkey Kong: I guess we should eat this.
Everyone then quickly eats everything. Peach then enters the castle.
Peach: Hey, guys. How was the food?
Captain Falcon: Good. Is the challenge ready yet?
Peach: It is. But before we do that, I have to show you guys one more thing. Follow me.
Peach and the others exit the castle.
Peach: This is the confessional. You guys can release your thoughts to the world or to just get something off your chest.
Fox: I want to go first.
Fox then enters the confessional.
Fox: The food was great! I can't wait for the first challenge!
-ZZZZZZZZZ-
Samus: I hope I win the challenge for my team, so that I don't get voted out on the first episode.
-End of Confessions-
Peach: Alright, today's challenge is a go-kart race. First, you must build your team's go-kart. Then, one person from your team must race around Luigi Raceway 5 times. The first team to cross the finish line will win a reward, while the losing team must vote one of their team members off. Alright, get into your teams.
Everyone then got into their teams and were ready.
Peach: Alright. Ready, set…, GO!
Everyone then ran to the kart parts and started building.
Ness: Do any of you guys know how to build a go-kart?
Only Captain Falcon knew how to build one on Ness's team, Mario was the only one who knew how to on The Big Brawlers and Pikachu was the only one who didn't know how to on The Small Smackers.
-Confessional-
Ness: The Small Smackers have a huge advantage in this challenge! Three of them are Mario characters and they have racing games and only one on The Small Smackers doesn't know how to… and that's Pikachu from the Pokémon series!
-End of Confessions-
Yoshi: That's the last part! We're finished! Who's going to race?
Pikachu: I'll do it.
Yoshi: Alright, Pikachu. GO!
Pikachu then starts driving. The Big Brawlers then finish their go-kart.
Mario: Who'll drive?
Link: I'll give it a shot!
Mario: Then go, Link, go!
Link then starts driving. Samus then looks over to see that the other teams have finished and have started racing.
Samus: Come on, guys! We have to get on the track!
Captain Falcon: Done!
Ness: I'll drive.
Ness then starts driving.
Standings
1st: Pikachu
2nd: Link
3rd: Ness
Pikachu then drives into an item box.
Pikachu: A banana? What the heck do you use a banana for in racing?
Peach: You use it to slow down other drivers.
Pikachu: Sweet!
Pikachu then lays the banana peel near the finish line. But when Link and Ness cross the finish line, the banana peel still seems to be on the track.
Pikachu: Grrr! I thought my plan would work!
Link then appears to have a red shell and launches it towards Pikachu. Pikachu then spins out.
Link: Yes!
Pikachu: No!
Ness then runs into an item box and appears to have a green shell. He then launches it towards Link, but it misses.
Ness: Drat!
Link then crosses the finish line for Lap 3. So does Ness and Pikachu. The banana still appears to be on the track.
Standings
1st: Link
2nd: Ness
3rd: Pikachu
Link then runs into an item box and gets 3 bananas. Link then lays them on the track, causing both Ness and Pikachu to spin out.
Link then crosses the finish line for Lap 4, leaving Ness and Pikachu far behind.
Link then runs into another item box and gets a green shell and throws it behind.
Ness and Pikachu dodge the approaching shell and they both hit item boxes at the same time and each got a star. They each use it and go a lot faster than before and they both run into Link. Link then spins out and is now in last place. Soon, they reach the final lap and are neck and neck and neck.
They each hit an item box and they all get bananas and they all throw theirs ahead. They then approach the finish line and Link is a few inches left of the finish line, but spins out because of the banana and gets knocked off the track and into the grass. Ness then places first, with Pikachu in second place and Link in last place.
Peach: The Mega Mashers win! As a reward, you each get a go-kart!
The Mega Mashers then cheer about their victory and their prize.
Peach: The Small Smackers are second, so they don't have to vote off someone and they don't get a reward.
Donkey Kong: That's all right, it's as long as we don't have to vote.
Peach: Unfortunately, The Big Brawlers get last place, so they must vote someone off. I'll give The Big Brawlers a few minutes to decide.
The Big Brawlers then decide who to vote off, inside the castle.
Kirby: Hey, Jigglypuff.
Jigglypuff: Yeah, Kirby?
Kirby: You want to form an alliance.
Jigglypuff: Sure.
Kirby: Now, let's name the alliance.
Jigglypuff: How about "The Puffball Alliance"?
Kirby: That's a great name! Because we both look like puffballs!
Jigglypuff: Perfect, but who should we vote off?
Kirby: We should vote off Link, because he lost the challenge for us.
Jigglypuff: Sure.
Peach: Big Brawlers, meet me at the Podoboo Fire!
-At the Podoboo Fire-
Peach: Alright, in front of me, I have 3 stars. When I call your name, come up and claim your star. The contestant, who does not receive a star, must leave on The Bowser Boat and leave. The first star goes to… Kirby. Also… Jigglypuff. Mario and Link, one of you is leaving. The final star goes to…
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Peach: Mario. Link, please go to The Bowser Boat.
Link: I knew I was leaving anyway. Bye, guys.
Link then enters The Bowser Boat and the boat takes off.
Peach: Well, with Link gone, what will happen? Will The Big Brawlers win or will they have to vote again? Find out next time on Super Smash Bros. Battle!