Disclaimer: I don't own X-men, the characters, the powers, or this world. This is fan fiction which is why it's on this website. Some info: {Deadpool}, 'thoughts/memories'
*"How do I look? Do I look like Mr. Bucket Head?" the mercenary asked with the evil mutant's helmet on, arms crossed, and a frown on his face that you wouldn't know was there if it wasn't for the fabric of his mask being so tight, but looking back at his partner in crime he couldn't help but smile.
The young women couldn't help the giggles that escaped her mouth as she looked at his imitation of Magneto, and she definitely couldn't help but play along. "Oh! Dea' master of magnetism, please…o', please don' look at m' wit' such a' grim frown!" she dramatically asked with the back of her hand to her forehead and her other hand to her heart. Unfortunately before they could burst out laughing again they heard clapping and a growl coming from the dark alleyway nearby. "My', my' da wa' quite de performance. Very accurat'." At the sight of the young man who came out of the dark both of the mercenaries grabbed their swords ready for a fight. At seeing this, the young man held up his hands in a surrendering way. "We onl' came fo' de helmet, hand I' over an' der is no trouble." Of course this only got the man in the fully body suit holding his sides laughing on the floor, swords still in hand. Finally when he had the breath he said "Trouble" which set him off again.
Before anyone can say anything else a big, hairy man came rushing out of the alley, attacking the young women who easily dogged and counter with her katanas. At this the man who was laughing on the ground stopped "Yipy! We're fighting!" At this he attacked the young man who dogged and pulled out a retractable bow staff blocking and using any opportunity (Which wasn't much) to attack the man who was laughing as much as the young lady was.
Before anyone could blink a sudden stream of fire came from behind the man in the full body suit burning his back but any serious damage could be done the young women threw the hairy guy into the orange lunatic, knocking Mr. Orange unconscious but Mr. Hairy got back up. Before he could attack her again another hairy guy this time with metal claws came out of nowhere and tackled him.
Then a fuzzy blue guy tapped the women on the shoulder scarring her, which resulted in her turning and punching him in the nose. The shock of this had her covering her mouth in embarrassment, amusement, and horror, and the blue guy covering his nose in pain.*
"That's when we thought to trank them and bring them to you, master." The women with six arms said as she finished reading the papers on the clip board, she looked up under her bangs but didn't dare to lift her head.
"Perfect! Perfect! But they will need a proper introduction! Get info on them, ASAP!" What started as praising or as close as the poor girl will ever get turned in to mad yelling.
"This will be perfect for a new episode of Mojo Verse" The room was filled with a mad scientist like laugh.