"Control your dick Archie." He muttered, half asleep with two large arms coiling tighter and dragging him closer to the lazily grinning pirate. The blanket was haphazardly covering them both but Maxie was tempted to shove it between them at this point. "We've already done it what, 4 times?"

"It just means he's happy ta see ya Max..." The other's breath was hot against his neck, but his fingers were unconsciously drawing little shapes onto Archie's hand. It would have been perfectly sweet if not for the hardening thing rubbing against his ass. "It yer fault though. Just what were ya doing earlier?~"

"Nothing of note." It was a lie obviously. He and Archie both knew it but teasing his lover and feigning ignorance always made for a interesting time later. "Besides, who gets hard from a little grinding?"

"So ya WERE doing it on purpose!" That beard brushed against his shoulder and Maxie held in a giggle. Sure in a few hours he'd be grumpily trying (and failing) to find his clothes and for them NOT to be stained and in one piece, but for now he was content to lie (slightly crushed) against Archie. "Max I can only do so much."

"Mmhm." He turned to face him, the whiny tone only made him roll his eyes. The pirate took that chance to pull them chest to chest, noses brushing lightly as their foreheads touched. Badass pirate my foot...

"It's not fair!"

"I'm sorry you can't just kiss me and receive sex."

"Pfft. No it's more like 'feed me expensive chocolate and don't piss me off for like a month and then maybe-' ow ow. Bwhahaha!" Archie's laugh muffled into a low moan when he released the beard he had been pulling and wiped that smug smile with a long kiss. Those hands, rough and calloused from years of hard labor drifted from his back to ghosting over his thighs. "See this is what I mean. There's no off button for ya. How long have YOU been like this?"

"You're young yet." Maxie adjusted his body to rest at the crook between Archie's neck and shoulder. The other complied eagerly. "Instead of trying to 'seduce' me, why not just ask? If I'm as insatiable as you say, then-"

"I tried."

"Yes, you tried in a room full of people. In the middle of a business meeting." He corrected. Holding in a shudder as one of the other's hands trailed up his back.

"Ya gotta admit I pulled it off perfectly." Maxie hummed an approving 'of course.' "And it's not like anyone noticed."

"It's less they didn't notice and more they can't read unknown runes." It had been embarrassing trying to keep a straight face when the paper he had been given very explicitly explored what exactly Archie had wanted to 'discuss' after the meeting. He had been smart to not volunteer to speak that day.

"Well I had wanted to ask for a quickie but ya looked too good in that..what was it? Fitted suite? The one with the vest."

"Who's the one without an off switch here?" Still, with what tiny amount of irritation Maxie pushed his fingers up Archie's chest, gaining a purr and predatory stare. "You look fantastic in suites period, and you don't see me begging to screw in the bathroom every day."

"Every OTHER day. Let's get it right." His lover pulled away a bit, grinning wildly as he kicked off his side of the blanket. "And is that so? What exactly do ya like about it? Me in a suite."

"For one your's has to be fitted because of these." Maxie went over the muscles carefully, smirking as Archie flexed the arm he was touching. "It makes them very defined, very attractive."

"Gez if I knew that I'd've worn 'em more often."

"Liar. You hate wearing them." Pretending he hadn't noticed the blanket being shoved onto the floor he continued. "And it makes your ass look-"

"Ugh ya perverted old man."

"Says the older man on top of me."

"...mm. Just one more round eh? Then we'll go to bed?" Sighing, Maxie met the heated stare with one of his own.

"Fine. But you're topping this time."

"Spoilsport."