Nikoru : Kagome has brought me and the Inu-tachi to the future! Ooh, what's this? -picks up a microphone-
Kagome: That's a microphone. It makes your voice sound louder than it usually should. Maybe I should teach you about-
Nikoru: -accidentally switches on the microphone- HELLOOOO??!!?!?!!! -Inu-tachi covers their ears- Oops, sorry.
Kagome: I really should teach you about future stuff.
A few months of Kagome's teaching later, Nikoru decided she would host a gameshow and trick the Inu-tachi and other Inuyasha characters into being the players, even Sesshomaru and Naraku.
'I will torture them.' she thought evilly to herself. 'NO! I will make them torture each other...yeah, that's it.' she rubbed her hands together like a mad scientist. "I thank my good neko friend, Ari, for encouraging me to do this!" she said aloud.
(After tricking them)
"Yo!" she waved. "Like my studio?" she asked Kagome, Inuyasha, Miroku and Sango, who were the cast for tonight's show. They didn't know about that though. They blinked. "Ah, whatever, just go sit in those chairs there." she said pointing at the four black chairs in front of them. The lights suddenly flipped on, and Nikoru grabbed the microphone.
"Hi everybody and welcome to.. WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!!!" the Inu-tachi stared at her as the curtains slid open. A split second later, they heard some clapping, then clapping turned into cheers.
"Wench, what did you do this time?" Inuyasha questioned.
"Tonight's players are, one who loves his ramen, Inuyasha!" Nikoru introduced, completely ignoring Inuyasha's question as the audience cheered and fangirls scream.
"My poor ears.." he covered his doggy ears.
"...OSUWARI!!!, Higurashi Kagome!" Kagome suddenly knew what was going on. She stood up and waved at the audience as fans scream and clap for her.
"...Hits on every hot girl, Miroku!" Miroku stood up and bowed. He spotted this cute young fangirl of his, who knows what her name was, and just as he was about to ask her to bear his child, Sango hit his head with her Hiraikotsu. The audience stopped clapping and stared at the raging Sango.
"...Veeery protective of her man, Sango!" Fans cheer and clap for her.
"I'm your host Asatsuyuu Nikoru! And to those who haven't seen this show before, I have no idea why your here, but here are the rules: The players come on stage and make up things off the top of their heads, and I assign points after the games. But the points don't matter, yep, just like giving ramen to...well, ramen haters! Winner will have to sit at my desk later and the loser will get to do something special with me after the show." Nikoru took a deep breath as the audience started clapping. Miroku started praying he would lose. Sango shot a fiery glare at him.
"Alrighty then, the first game for today is Party Quirks. In this game, Kagome is the party host, and everyone else has been given strange quirker identities. Kagome has to guess what they are, got it?" everyone nodded. "Okay, everyone, center of stage now!"
Everyone except Inuyasha went to the middle of the stage. "Inuyasha, you too."
"Keh! Why should I?" Inuyasha scoffed.
"You can play this game, or you can me glomped by your fangirls." she smirked and showed him a cage full of insane fangirls.
"Eep!" Inuyasha scampered to the center.
"Good doggie! Alright everyone, go!"
"Yeah, I'm having a party to celebrate my grandpa's 100th birthday. I sure hope he dies soon.." she muttered darkly as the audience laughed a little. "What? O-oh..nothing-"
Ding dong
"I'll call you later." Kagome pretended to hang up and open the door. "Hi there." Sango was standing at the 'door'. Sango thinks she is the supreme ruler of the universe. "Why aren't you bowing down to your superior? Bow down to me! Bow down to me I say!"The audience snickered. Kagome simply bowed to save the unnecessary trouble. "Do come in." Sango scoffed and walked to the middle of the stage.
Ding dong
Kagome went to answer the door again. Inuyasha was there. He was Hojo. "Hi."
"Higurashi, I see you're heathy. I'm glad you ate that coconut I gave you." Inuyasha tried to mimic Hojo's kind voice while mentally planning on killing Nikoru later.
"Well, actually, the coconut wasn't ripe yet so I took some medicine instead." she replied. "Do please come in." Inuyasha walked to the center of the stage.
Ding Dong
Kagome opened the door. It was Miroku. Miroku was Sesshomaru. "Hello." Miroku walked in without saying a word.
"Would you like some punch?" she offered. "Unnecessary." Miroku said as coldly as he could. Sango suddenly shouted. "You all haven't worshipped me yet! Worship me! Worship me I say!"
"Shut up, fool." Miroku said dryly.
"Oh, Higurashi, I heard from school that you've got some kinds of disease that turns your eyes into flowers after a while. Luckily I brought these carrots. Munch on these, alright?"
"Sure I will, Hojo." Kagome said.
"Right!" Inuyasha went back to his seat.
"You dare defy your superior!" Sango shouted. "You will worship me!"
"A power crazy person?" Kagome guessed.
"Ah..close enough." Sango went back to her seat
"And Miroku's a cold-hearted person, or Sesshomaru."
"Corrrect!" Nikoru hit the buzzer as Kagome and Miroku went back to their seats. "Okay, fifty thousand points to Kagome for being such a good guesser, and ten thousand to the rest on stage." The audience clapped.
"The next game is...Scenes from a Hat! It's a game where I pick a random scene out from this hat, and the players have to act it out. Players, to the center, now." The players walk to the center of the stage as Nikoru randomly picked a scene. "The first scene is, What Sesshomaru does when nobody's around."
Kagome stepped up first. "My dear fluffy, with your fluffiness and my power, we will one day rule the world!"
Sango stepped up next. "Jaken forgot the shampoo again!"
Miroku stepped forward. "Where did Rin put my favourite hairbrush?"
Inuyasha stepped forward, smirking. "The only reason why Naraku's after me is because I'm the prettiest, AND fluffiest in the whole wide world!" The audience cracked up.
"O-okay, next scene." Nikoru choked. "What would happen if the Kotodama rosary was gone forever."
Miroku stepped up. "I can grab my ramen without Kagome getting pissed off! BOOYAH!!"
Sango stepped up. "Finally! No more beads in my face whenever I jump around."
Kagome stepped up. "Hah! I can visit Kikyou without Kagome being angry anymore!"
Inuyasha stepped up, glaring at everyone. "My mouth shall never taste dirt from now!"
"Okay." Nikoru hit the buzzer. "400 points to everyone. I'm getting tired of this already. Next game, Whose Line."
"I thought this whole thing was Whose Line." Miroku said, raising an eyebrow.
"No, Miroku. This whole thing is Whose Line Is It Anyway." Nikoru responded. "This game is for Miroku and Inuyasha y'all. They get a scene they have to act out and at some parts they pull these slips and say what's on them whether they like it or not." she expained while handing Miroku and Inuyasha two slips each.
"The scene is, after defeating Naraku." Nikoru read the card. "Go."
"My right hand is no longer cursed. I can now live peacefully with my dearest Sango." Miroku said looking at his right hand for effect.
"KEH!" Inuyasha scoffed. "Whatever, I don't care." he pulled out his slip. "As long as you love me." he winced as the audience roared with laughter. Miroku looked at him in suprise.
"My, my. This is so sudden. Like the time.." Miroku pulled out his slip. "Stay off my dirt, b!tch!!!"
Inuyasha looked confused. "What was that all about?"
"I haven't the slightest idea." Kagome and Sango giggled.
"Well, like my mother used to say," Inuyasha said, pulling out his slip. "If you want your dreams to come true, DON'T SLEEP!"
"But if we don't get some rest, how are we supposed to work?" Miroku said, pulling out his last slip. "Are you an idiot?"
"He sure is." Nikoru muttered as she she buzzed them. "Last game for tonight is Questions Only. The rules are obvious. You can only speak in questions. This game's for everyone. Tonight's winner Kagome, and Miroku's the loser." she smirked at Miroku. "You're gunna regret you lost, houshi." Kagome went and sat in her chair. "We need a scene for Questions Only, Kagome." Nikoru called.
"The scene is...lost in the forest." Kagome read the card. "Go."
Nikoru, Sango, Miroku and Inuyasha walked to the center of the stage. "Where are we?" Nikoru started them off, stepping forward.
Sango stepped up. "Don't you think it's a little hot in here?"
Miroku stepped up. "I love hot, don't you?" he said in a perverted way. Half the audience turned green and the other half turned red. His hand reached for Sango's butt. Sango used her Hiraikotsu to knock it off.
"Emm..no, I don't." BUZZ.
"Sorry, Sango, you'll have to switch with Inuyasha." Sango took a step back and Inuyasha stepped up.
"Do you have any idea where we are now, Inuyasha?"- Miroku
"Is that Dogboy?" -Nikoru. Inuyasha growled.
"Miroku, was the little kitty the reason why we're in this -beep-ing forest?"- Inuyasha
Miroku looked confused. "I haven't the slightest idea." BUZZ.
"Time to switch with Sango, Miroku." Sango stepped up and Miroku stepped back.
"Sango, why is Dogboy following us around?" -Nikoru
"Why don't you ask him?" -Sango
"For the love of Shikon, my name is Inuyasha! Not-" BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ!!!
Nikoru waved at the audience. "That's all folks, for the first epi of Whose Line Is it Anyway, Inuyasha!! And I need help with all those hoedowns! At least send me subjects. E-mail me at with the games you want to see, scenes you want to see, subjects of future hoedowns, things for the singing games and if you want me to have you in an episode of like, sound effects, let me know! Bye all!"
"Uh..they've fallen asleep." Sango pointed at the sleeping audience.
Nikoru shrugged. "Fine then, they'll have to sleep here tonight. I don't really care. But dang it, please make sure those guys on the left there STOP DROOLING!!!!" The audience slowly began to wake up one by one, and walk out from the studio.