Spaz- o.o Damn… I haven't read this in such a longgggg time…

Bakura- ::sitting on the couch behind her:: And I think theirs a good reason for that… ::glares at her back::

Spaz- ::sweatdrop:: You're still mad about that? (My Kao…xP)

Bakura- You're dead… ::grabs a pen and launches at her::

Spaz- EEPPPP! ::runs away::

Ryou- ::sighs:: Please note that we do not belong to her—

Spaz- Say's whoOOO!? ::runs away::

Ryou- -.-' And no one was harmed in the making of this.

Spaz- Are you sure of that! .o

End Authoress's Notes

ANIMALS

By Dark Hourglass

Yami- ::Poke… Poke.::

Kalia- ::Turns onto her back.:: Mmmm…

Yami- :: Poke… Poke.::

Kalia- ::Eyes suddenly open wide to see Yami hanging from the tree branches and "poking" her.:: What the hell!? Yami!?

Yami- ::In a high squeaky voice from having too much sugar.:: Nani?! Kalia-basan. You're awake! Ah!

::THUD!::

Yami- ::Falls into the snow below him.:: Ano… AHHH! ::Kalia lunges at him::

Kalia- Get back here you bastard! ::She screams, chasing Yami around the snow filled yard. She stops only when he climbs into a tree and starts screeching in a high voice. Kalia grabs his neck, trying to choke him, while he tries to slap her away from him.::

Ryou- ::Sweatdrop.::

Bakura- Stop that Siwatari, Pharaoh. You two look like you're fighting over my donut!

Ryou- That wasn't your bloody donut.

Kalia- ::Lets go of Yami's now red neck and lands softly on the snow covered ground, letting Yami catch his breath.:: Donut? ::Looks around for the sweet, but sees nothing. Then she looks up at Yami to see him holding his neck and inching away from her.:: Ya know what tomb robber?

Bakura- Nani?

Kalia- You just saved Yami-kun's life.

Bakura- WHAT!? ::Looks up at Yami.:: Dammit!

Ryou- ::Slowly edges away from Bakura and towards the house.:: I think we should leave now.

Kalia- Yep! ::Walks toward the house, grabbing Ryou on the way.:: Have fun you two, but don't bring it into the house. ::Waves back to them.::

Bakura and Yami- Hai!

Yami- ::Looks back up at the approaching psycho.:: Uh-oh! Tomb robber not be happy.

Bakura- ::Picks snow shovel up from the ground.:: I just wanted to play with you.

Yami- What we gonna play? ::Jumps down from the tree and walks toward Bakura.::

Bakura- Snow shovel goes through Pharaoh.

Yami- That don't sound too fun.

Bakura- Oh, but it is. ::Lunges and misses Yami.::

Yami- Iie! Get away from me, you meanie! ::Runs away from Bakura.::

Bakura- Meanie?

::KABOOOOM!!!::

Kalia- What the hell was that? ::From the porch; Ryou had gone in before her.::

From a now destroyed snow fort on the other side of the yard a charred Anzu could be seen holding what looked like a Christmas present.

Kalia- ::Sweatdrop.:: I told her not to open it before Christmas.That way I could have seen her die… ::Sighs.::

Bakura and Yami stop trying to hit each other with their snow shovels and look over toward Anzu. Suddenly they drop their shovels and run inside past Kalia

Kalia- Wimps.You're still alive! ::Walks over to the charred Anzu.:: Need more explosives next time.

Anzu- Gomen.

Kalia- Ya can't kill them all::Helps Anzu up.:: I told you not to open it 'till Christmas. Now at least I can put more explosives in the next one

Anzu- Gomen.

Kalia- Everyone's gonna kill me, but at least they'll suffer first::Looks at Anzu.:: Muwhahaha. I shall have my revenge!::Giggles.:: Why don't you come inside for some hot-cocoa, Mazaki-chan? Unless I kill myself first…

Once inside Anzu and Kalia make their way down the hallway, towards the living room where everyone else is. When passing the stairs Yuki (Kalia's Kitten) jumps onto Kalia's shoulder, wrapping herself around her mistress's neck.

Yugi- I knew you should've put nitro glycerin in that bomb. ::Looks up at Kalia as he stops infront of her and Anzu.::

Anzu- Yugi! ::Looks around Kalia.:: YUGI! ::Glomp.::

Yugi- ::Falls over, then struggles.:: Get her off of me! How can she still be alive after being hit by a bus twice; getting shot by Hiryuu several times; being run over by Hiryuu when she was getting her driver's license and thought that the people were either targets or just annoying speed bumps; now this!?Why won't you die already? Kalia-chan I told you to put nitro glycerin in that thing!

Kalia- Nitro would have been too hard to work with, without blowing other people — scratch that. It's just too damn hard to work with. Also, ::Points to Anzu.:: it would be hard to find all the pieces to burn. ::Shrug.::

Seto- ::Walks into the hallway and stands next to Kalia watching Anzu still holding onto poor Yugi.:: I feel sorry for you Yugi… At least it's not me.

Anzu- Kaiba!

Seto- Fuck! ::Holds Kalia in front of himself.:: She's still alive! I thought that was just her last nerves twitching.

Kalia- Using a girl as your shield. You are pathetic sometimes.

Seto- Shut up! ::Looks over her shoulder.::

Anzu- What are you talking about? ::Lets go of Yugi and sits up.::

Yugi- ::Scrambles behind Kalia too.:: Why won't you die!?

Kalia- Seriously. ::Stares at Anzu.::

Anzu- Huh? What are these idiots talking about. I'm not gonna… die…::CRY!:: I hate you! ::Runs back down the hallway and up the stairs.::

Seto- Damn! She's slower than the mutt.

Jonouchi- ::Sticks head out from the living room with a dog biscuit.:: Did someone call me?

Seto- I'm not gonna comment.

Yami- ::Pops up from behind Jonouchi and talks in a squeaky voice.:: My Hikari try kill someone! Kill! Kill! Kill! Hehehe!

Yugi- No. ::Walks into the living room, leaving Kalia and Seto in the hallway.::

Mai- ::Appears behind them from the kitchen and as she passes she whispers to Kalia:: So your plans backfired again?

Kalia- Shut up!

Mai- I wonder who's gonna kill her for real?

Seto- So what are you going to do about her? ::Points upstairs.::

Kalia- Ni-chan!

Bakura- She's out cold again.

Kalia- ::Sighs.:: Looks like I have to, dammit!

Seto- Where're you going? ::Looks after her.::

Kalia- Why me of all people? Oh wait. ::Puts a finger to the side of her chin and narrows her eyes in curiosity:: Ahhh… ::Looks surprised.:: Everyone besides Ni-chan won't go near her.

Seto- Besides you.

Kalia- Thanks. ::Narrows eyes dangerously now.::

Seto- Welcome. ::Smirks.::

Bakura- ::Walks out of living room and walks towards the kitchen.:: Besides…you're the only friend that she has. ::Keeps on walking.::

Kalia- Do you want to say that to my face, tomb robber?

Bakura- Oh. Of course not.

Seto- One question.

Kalia- What!? ::Pissed.::

Seto- How can you stand being around these people?

Kalia- I don't know! I just do! ::Stomps off towards the stairs.::

Hiryuu- ::Walks out of the kitchen and passes Kalia.:: There're many reasons why she can stand these people. ::Looks at Seto.::

Seto- Tell me!

Hiryuu- Give me my footstool and I might tell.

Seto- Fine. YUGI!

Yugi- Hai!

Seto- Could you come here for a minute?

Yugi- Hai. ::Walks out of the living room and walks toward Hiryuu and Seto.:: Hiryuu-chan. Nani?

Hiryuu- Yugi. ::Pulls him into the kitchen, leaving Seto behind::

Kalia- ::Leans over banister on stairs, still looking pissed.:: This could be interesting. ::Looks at Seto.:: Awww… baby lost his mommy?

Seto- Aren't you supposed to be looking for someone?

Kalia- Leave me alone. Like anyone really cares about her.

Yugi- Hiryuu-chan! Iie! ::Runs away from the kitchen.::

Hiryuu- ::Hits the wall:: Damn footstool won't stay still.

Seto- Are you gonna tell me now?

Hiryuu- No. ::A thoroughly pissed Hiryuu states.::

Seto- Damn you to hell!

Hiryuu- ::Points scythe at his throat.:: Want to say that again?

Seto- ::Looks at scythe and backs away.:: I don't feel like fighting you.

Kalia- Boring. ::Waves hand back and forth like a pendulum over the railing.:: Now to find the bitch.

Upstairs

Kalia- Where the hell did she go?

Upstairs there was a long hallway that had 4 doors on the right and another 3 on the left. The first door on the right led to Kalia's older brother's room, the second was her parent's room, the third was a big bathroom, and the last door on the right was her room. Then, on the left there were three doors that led to: 1. Game room, 2. Computer and Workroom filled with a lot of Egyptian artifacts, 3. A plain room with a big chair infront of a fireplace. In the game room someone was yelling out I WON!

Kalia- Most likely Mokuba showing off again at some lame video game that no one else has ever heard of because Kaiba got it in a different country. Now where did she go?

Mokuba, Miho, Ryou, Isis, Shizuka, and Otogi had retreated to this room when they thought the snowball war they were having outside was too violent. Down the hallway from the bathroom crying could be heard.

Kalia- I wonder where Mali-kun and his fucking freaky tongued Yami are? (In the later episodes Marik does this weird thing with his tongue toward the camera. Not the other way)

Salia- (Kalia's yami…More like an annoying conscience) Having fun, Hikari?

Kalia- Loads.

Salia- ::Giggles::

Malik- ::Computer room.:: It's mine!

Marik- You cheated!

Malik- You're the one that's supposed to cheat.

Kalia- Get out of there! ::Stops in front of the door and watches the two tugging on the Sennen Rod.:: Marik, you lost so back to your soul room and get the hell out of here! ::Leans on the doorframe.::

Marik- ::Gulps.:: I'll be back. ::Disappears into his soul room.::

Kalia- Out.

Malik- ::Walks past her and goes downstairs:: Damn you, Yami.

Marik- You're welcome.

Kalia- ::Walks toward the 3rd door on the right.::

::Knock knock…::

::…::

::… ::

Kalia- Mazaki-chan, are you in there? ::Silence.:: I'm coming in. ::Opens door.::

Inside the tiled bathroom Anzu wasn't there, but a little orange kitten with a brown patch of fur around its eye was sitting in the middle of the room.

Yuki- Ugly. ::Wraps around Kalia's leg.::

Kalia- Awww! How'd you get in here? And what happened to the bitch? I could have sworn that she was here.::Shrug.:: Oh, well. I wanted to kill her though… ::Looks a little sad.::

Picking up the kitten she made her way back out of the bathroom and downstairs, only after seeing the snow had increased in height.

Yuki- Mrow!

Kalia- ::Looks down at Yuki.:: Let's go downstairs and tell everyone the good news.

Kitten- Meow?

Kalia- Anzu isn't here. ::Grins.::

Anzu- I'm right here, you idiot!

Yuki- Ah, shut up already!

Authoress Speaks Her Mind

Spaz- ::nibbles on a boston cream doughnut under the sink:: o.o