Title: "Grissom's Hot!"
Rating: K+
Category: Parody
Author: grissomrocks
Summary: Parody of "Jingle Bells" with my favorite CSI as the subject.
Disclaimer: Don't own CSI or Grissom (rats), nor do I own "Jingle Bells".
A/N: For you younger readers, "the vapors" is an old fashioned term. If a woman became upset or excited and became light headed or fainted, she was said to be suffering the vapors.
Walking through the Crime Lab,
Oblivious to the stares,
Grissom solves the cases,
While women suffer the vapors.
Whatever he is wearing –
Be it jeans or a tux,
Women become hysterical,
But Grissom is flummoxed.
Grissom's hot! Grissom's hot!
Of that there is no doubt!
Whenever he's at a crime scene,
Women squeal and shout!
Grissom's hot! Grissom's hot!
Of that there is no doubt!
Whenever he's at a crime scene,
Women squeal and shout!
A day or two ago,
Grissom was at a scene.
There were so many women
Screaming like teens.
Our hero was confused,
So he asked one woman why.
She promptly fainted
And the others just sighed.
Grissom's hot! Grissom's hot!
Of that there is no doubt!
Whenever he's at a crime scene,
Women squeal and shout!
Grissom's hot! Grissom's hot!
Of that there is no doubt!
Whenever he's at a crime scene,
Women squeal and shout!