eh…I don't want to make any promises on this one…I'm bored out of my mind and I'm about ten minutes from going 100 psychotic…hopefully you guys will like this…if so, I'll write more chapters on it!
So read, review, enjoy!
Warning: I'm writing this when I'm half asleep in the middle of nowhere with no internet, or human life for that matter…there will be plenty of errors…sorry in advance…
Note: The bold stuff in the story are my additions…they explain further, and describe what I'm thinking -as if that's anything-…
Ok…have fun…
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The room is semi-quiet. Matsuda is sitting in the corner in the fetal position muttering something about alien invaders –he watched a scary movie the night before-. L is, as always, on the computer researching Kira information, while he is also eating a whopping piece of super-duper chocolaty fudge volcano cake…yum…Light is sitting next to the underweight sweet-tooth, eyeing the chocolate cake with a nauseas look on his face. L leans over and offers Light a bite, causing Light to throw up. Souchiro Yagami is standing behind them with a confused look on his face –that tends to happen after L has said something particularly confusing-. Mogi is standing at the door acting all body- guard-bouncer-ish…Don't ask about MisaMisa…for all I care she's dead now…
"…Aliens…they're…coming…for…me…."
"Matsuda, shut up." Light turns around to glare at Matsuda, but he spins a little too fast in his chair, causing the short chain connecting him to L to become restricted. L tumbles out of his seat, the cake flies out of his lap, Souchiro ducks, Mogi giggles –yes, I know…that's physically impossible…- , and the cake hits Matsuda square in the face.
"Ugh…the…aliens…are…trying…to…KILL ME!" Matsuda jumps up, blinded by the chocolate in his eyes, and runs out of the room.
"What was that all about?" Light looks particularly confused, since he hasn't figured out that the whole scene was indeed his fault.
L begins laughing hysterically. "I can't believe that idiot is in this group. Who invited him anyhow?"
Souchiro looks up seriously. "Matsuda is a highly qualified officer. He has worked under me for several years. He is a hard worker, a quick learner, and ambitious, too."
Mogi, who stopped giggling just about the second he began, turns to open the door, which had been knocked on during Souchiro's short speech. There is no one there.
"L, there is a problem in the left wing restroom. It seems as though Matsuda has somehow gotten his arm stuck in the toilet, and is ranting to the roll of toilet paper about a certain 'alien invader'…would you like me to go remove him?" Watari came over the computer. Clearly the noise that Mogi had heard was just L's new setting for his instant messenger on the computer.
L looked over to Light with an unsurprised facial expression. "Yes Watari. Please do so immediately. And also tell Matsuda to report to the room as soon as he has control over his behavior. I don't want a lunatic in here ranting about aliens."
Three hours, twenty minutes, and forty-seven seconds later
"Um…hello?" Matsuda reenters the room with a scared look on his face. He didn't know what to expect after doing something so stupid.
"Welcome back Matsuda. Come in and have a seat. I have something special planned." Matsuda walks in cautiously, wondering what L had planned for him, and what kind of damage it would do to him…
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Ok…so it's completely random and very confusing…the only point of this chapter is to open for the next one…I'm not too proud of this one…I hope that someone at least enjoyed it a little bit…
Please leave me a review…even if it is just to say you hated it, I don't care…I WANT FEEDBACK!...please give me advice/ ideas...criticism would be nice too...just don't poke my buttons too much...I might explode! Yup, and then you'll have a crazy teenager chasing you down the road with a giant toothpick...hey wait, wouldn't that be a tree?...
Coming up next: What does L have in store for Matsuda? What kind of "surprise" can someone so socially awkward come up with?...