Remus sometimes thinks that Sirius is too pretty for his own good. And it's not fair when pretty girls are always salivating after his pretty boyfriend because he feels like shit when those pretty girls are prettier than him and maybe one day his pretty boyfriend will leave him for a few pretty girls and he won't be able to take it, but for now, let his pretty boyfriend say those pretty words from his pretty lips in that pretty voice, because prettiness is always a lie and he can't face the truth.