The Pokerus
( Pokemon world without humans. Narrorator is not shown.)
Narrorator: It started as a small disease then it became a pandemic.
( Screen shows pokemon news)
Audino: It's me your Audino giving the health news. The chance to get the pokerus has risen. It jumped from 1 in 4000 to 1 in 3999.99999…. wait, why is this on the news?
(secretary Luxary comes in)
Luxary: Were fresh out of ideas but this one.
Narrorator: Let's try this again.
(screen rewinds)
Audino: And it's me with your health news. WHAT?! THE CHANCE TO GET THE POKERUS HAS RISEN FROM 1 IN 4000 TO 1 IN 3999?!
Narrorator: The chances had greatly risen.
(Shows home watching the news)
Buneary: I want it mommy! It doubles effort value.
Loupunny: Don't get your hopes up honey.
Narrorator: It became a pandemic.
(shows park.)
Chansey: Yay! I have the pokerus! Who wants to battle with me to get it?
Furret: Me first!
(Narrorator walks into view.)
Narrorator: Wait! This is suppose to be a horror movie! Your acting like the pokerus is good!
Buneary: It is good. It raises effort value.
Luxary: IT'S A HUNAN!
Pokemon in park: HUMAN! (pokemon flee)