Giry was always a pretty subtle person, always calling Erik for his monthly bath and making sure he sewed with just the right accuracy. But today, because of the anger that boiled under her skin, she refused to even speak to that low hearted piece of junk. What he did had been inexcusable. He had done something so outrageous to her; she may never find the strength to forgive him. So kids, the lesson is here, never listen to Fopalicious with Erik around, he might just give your iPod to The Siren.
A/N: The Siren was mentioned once in Kay's book. It lived in his underground lake.
Research what one is. It kind of creeped us out.