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"Move it un!"

"Okay Deidara senpai!"

The blood suckers were relentless, and gaining...

"What do we senpai?" Tobi panicked." How should I know un? I don't have my clay and you're...well, you're useless."

Tobi stopped in his tracks," I'm not useless senpai!"

Deidara paused at his tone," Well, then DO something, prove me wrong un."

"Alright, I will." activating his sharingan. The fiends were frozen, caught in a genjutsu.

"What's this un? A Sharingan genjutsu?" Deidara had to wonder...was Tobi a Uchiha?

"Tobi."

"Yes senpai?"

"Are you a Uchiha?"

Tobi scratched his head," Well...senpai..."not yet willing to tell him just yet.

"Are you or not?" Deidara repeated.

"Yes, I am. I'm Madara Uchiha and bow before me- wait...where are you going Deidara?"

"Take a guess."

"Deidara! You get back here!"

"I'm going to talk to Pein first un."

Madara stepped forward and ran after him," Not yet you're not Deidara." grabbing his wrist." Let go un!"

"Not until you listen to me."

Deidara struggled to get free," Give me one good reason un!"

"Stop or I will kill you." Madara said simply." That's a good reason un."Deidara responded.

"Good," Madara cackled," Now Deidara...get me some cookies."

"Fine. Wait here."

A hour passed and no Deidara.

"Deidara!"

The blonde male was heard groaning." Deidara!" shouted Madara." Hang in there."

"...Behind you un." Deidara croaked. A piercing pair of brilliant blue eyes studied the pair," He's as good as dead and soon you will join him."

Madara teleported them to the safety of the Akatsuki base," Deidara senpai's been hurt."

"Take him to the infirmary." Pein advised. Deidara was secure and the door locked. It didn't work as they hoped. Deidara kicked through a pane of glass, startling them.

"Deidara," shrilled Kakazu," Do you know how much a new window costs?"

"Shut up un! You have something I want un." grabbing his wallet." Give it back!"

Deidara emptied the contents and tossed the wallet back to him," Here un." Anger tic signs appeared on Kakazu;s head." That's it, you owe me money."

"I don't think so." Deidara said confidently." Well , see you."

"Give me back my money Deidara!" shrieked Kakazu," That's it. We need to get him back to normal or I will kill him."

"Tobi," said Pein," you were with him. Tell us what happened."

"Tobi destroyed the vampires and Deidara volunteered by Tobi to get cookies and was attacked and found."

"Say no more." said Pein," we'll have to find a cure to save our comrade."

"So, he's a vampire?" Zetsu asked." It appears that way." stated Pein, seeing Deidara hovering over them." Deidara! Get down."

"No un."

"Deidara." warned Pein," Deidara...Deidara...Deidara.."

"Hmm?" the blonde opened his eyes from a dream." No more vampire movies for you." Pein barked.

"Why un?"

"You tried to bite me."

Fin .