Authors note:
Okay ppl, so one day I was really bored in language arts, so I wrote this. I would like to thank (penname) Chess for my inspiration. It is a little weird, a combo of a few things. Anyways... hope you like it. ;;
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There once was a cool kid who won a million dollars. He was stupid. He died of stupidness. And then Inuyasha jumped off a cliff and died then he was reincarnated as Shippos son who ate guacamole. Then homer Simpson discovered the art of tooth brushing. He likes to digest toothpaste. And then Inuyasha yelled… garbage is cool!
And it was all because of Charlie who decided that penguins could fly to Antarctica when it is a proven fact that they dug there. When they got to Antarctica they had a party for Homer Simpson who ate all of the ice, and then Shippo came in and cried because the ice was his friend. So then Shippo flew to Australia to harvest avocadoes to make guacamole which he had lovesd so dearly…!
Bite me called Bobby who was dying from 'physcophobia' and then Bobby said that ummm…… cheese is cool! So then the penguins attacked him and he was reincarnated as Elvis who was singing rap. And then Mizuki survived world war 7 and it was the year 3029! But then Mizuki ate Shippo and then Shippo was sad but then he died. So the penguins started a world war 136 which destroyed the planets Jupiter and Pluto. Then the sun blew up and created a new kind of cheese!
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