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Family Betrayal: Rebooted Part One Chapter One

A light blue, lavender haired, lizard-like Ice-jinn was waiting for her ship to land on what was supposed to be her planet. A crop circle was made as the spaceship landed. The Ice-jinn went outside in her hover chair.

"Here it is Your Highness," said one of her minions, "Planet Vegeta."

"What a wretched planet," she moaned from her chair.

"You do not like it?" another asked, cautious of her quick temper.

She lifted one of her pale blue finger and a tree immediately blew up. "I don't care for this dirt clod excuse for a planet."

"Do you want me to blow it up or give it to His Highness Freiza?"

Her eyes flashed blood red; see no one is supposed to say the F-word around the little princess. The guard exploded and his blood splattered everywhere.

"Nothing of mine shall ever be his!" She screeched. "Understand?!"

All the guards mutely nodded. One decided to interrupt the inner ranting of the princess. "Your highness, if you do not like it, why do you keep it?"

"Are you questioning me?" She said trying to control her anger, but it showed through because her eye started twitching.

"No, Never Your Majesty!" He laid down at her feet begging for his pathetic life.

"Stop your groveling baka! Take your troops, get out of my sight, and find me an inhabitant!"

"Yes of course. Whatever pleases you, My Hi

Highness!" He got up and almost ran off before he called his troops to follow him.

Once the baka guards were gone, she hovered back into the ship awaiting their return. She sighed and took a sip from a Kool-Aid filled goblet while tapping her finger on the end of an armrest.

Time Passes

She had been waiting too long for her tastes.

"Slave!"

Almost instantly, and ugly green dinosaur, walking on two legs, entered the room and kneeled before her.

"At your will, Princess Frigid."

"Go get me a Vanilla Coke- and make it snappy!"

"Yes, Princess." He came back later with a bottle in his hand, and he presented it to his Princess Frigid. She wrinkled up her nose once she tasted it. She then screwed the cap back on.

"What did I tell you about having any Diet Coke on this ship or anywhere near me?!"