The year is 20XX and lace and bad decided to go too Japan because they are otakus (not weeaboos, they are completely different, MOM!).
They met up in their favesies animoo store and bought some good books to read on the bullet train. Lace got a pokemon manga because she is a glaceon,ehich is an eeveelution (a tipe of pokémon) and badzgw bought a yuri about a vampire and a pikachu because she is a pikachu-kin vampire blob. Then they went to the airport.
Shitposter-Chris kissed bads goodbye, but only after making sure that bad was okay with it at least three times before. (They had gotten together last week during a lightening fast storm).
They got onto the plain and sat at theirs eats. Lace went onto tumblr, even though the oppressive patriarchy told her that it wasn't safe. Badsjw listen to some MCR nightcore and drank some blood, because she's a vampire. At one point a cishet white male scum told lace that it waz against the rules to go on tumble in a plane, bit she told him concisely that he was being oppressive and he cried because he was wrong. He promptly become a femininist and the whole plane applauded.
When they got off, the went to a big, sciency looking building.
"OMG" omg'd bad, "this is a top secret nazi lab!"
"Oh no, nazis are literally worse than hitler!" Lace replyed seductively.
They went in and saw a desk that was empty. It was empty because the receptionist went to lunch three years ago and never came back.
"Look," bad pointed out intuitively, "incriminating documents!"
"Let's reed them" lace suggested seductively.
They read it and it said that somee guy called 'Greg Onions' was actually a clone of hitler
"Dun dun dun" lace onomatopoeiad, seductively.
They tirned around and they saw a dark FIGURE standing there.
"It's me," introduced Kylo Ren, "I am kylo ren, but you can call me kylo ren."
"Wat do your friends call you?" Asked lace, PLATONICALLY.
"I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS!" Capslocked kylo.
"Heh,, more like CRYlo ren!" Punned badass JW. Lace hitted her lightly on her blobby breasts.
"I love you, lacie" said Kyle rem.
"I lobe you, kylie" sad lice and kissed his chest.
They decided to make out, so they tooked off kylos robes and lace liked his bod (he still had his underwear, boots and helmet on, PERV!)
Lace reached up to take off kylo s helmet.
"Pleas don't," said kylo but she did anyway. And she saw...
It was Greg Onions! He had really been Kylo this whole time
"You had been kylo this whole time?"Lace asked seductively, feeling portrayed.
"Yes, but I really do love you." Greg Onions said.
"I thought you were married!" Baddie chimed in
"Yes, but my wife wouldn't stimulate my prostate they way lace would"
"Eeewwww! You're like forty or something!" Lace said ina seductive manner.
Then Shitposter-Chris came in and killed him.
Then they went out for ramen and sushi and everyone bought katanas, except greg/kylo/hitler cuz he died.
The end.