This is my second story on ff.net so I'm still getting use to this whole authoress thing so please don't flame me. I'm just telling you this for your own safety after all if you flame me I may just flame you back *Point's to the flame thrower in the corner* Whahahahahahahaah. Im evil its true and if your not careful I may just flame you. *Does another evil laugh* Im a poet and I didn't even know.......

Bakura: "Can we get on with the story already?"

SG: "I'm the authoress and the story will start when im good and ready got it you freaky albino."

Bakura: "DON'T CALL ME A ALBINO YOU FREAKY YAOI OBSESSED PLUSHY LOVING PSYCHO."

SG: True I do love yaoi and my beloved plushy collection *looks at her plushy collection* What the... MY FAVORITE PLUSHY IS MISSING...... BAKURA!

Bakura: *Holds a lighter to the authoress's Neo plushy he stole.*

SG: "NO PLEASE NOT MY NEO PLUSHY I WILL DO ANY THING JUST LET NEO GO"

Bakura: "Start the damn story and stop that infernal wailing or Neo here will be turned to dust got it."

I DO NOT OWN YU-GI-OH because if I did I would kill all the tramps (Tea, Mai, Serenity) and pair up all the boys up with each other. Unfortunately the real owners of yu-gi-oh are tramp loving, yaoi hating filthy rich ass holes. Please don't sue me.

Ok the cast of yu-gi-oh has been invited to aper on the Dr. Shadowgoddess show. A talk show where the host is a therapist.

Ryou: "This show plot sounds familiar I think there's already a show like this Shadowgoddess"

SG: *sweat drop* "No no I don't know any shows like mine"

Ryou: "I'm sure I've heard of a show like this"

SG: "I don't know what your talking about Ryou *sweat drop* there's no show like mine none got it and if there were I 'm sure that the host of this other show that you seem to think exists would be sane and I can assure that I am not so the two would be very very different got it"

Ryou: "I don't know what your talking about"

SG: "Okay on with the show already"

Warning: This story contains yaoi and if your not comfortable with that GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORY this story also contains violence, nudity, drag queens, a crazy authoress, flying panties and whipped cream. Most of wich will not appear until later on in the story.

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SG: "Welcome to the Dr Shadowgoddess show. Are first guest today all the way from Domino city, Japan Seto Kaiba".

*Ladies in the audience scream hysterically*

*Kaiba walking out on stage gets hit in the face with a pair of panties three times the size of his own undergarments*

SG: "Okay how many times do I have to say no panties on stage ladies and who the hell thought they could break that rule" *Glares angrily at the audience then spots a angry looking hippo or woman that looked as if she could bench press the authoress* "Ah just wonder where I could find a thong like that"*laughs nervously* Well lets turn are attention to are guest shall we. Seto-san....

Kaiba: "Kaiba"

SG: "What ?"

Kaiba: " I would prefer if you would call me Kaiba NOT 'Seto-san'"

SG: "But Seto-san's so much cuter now enough of this Seto are you currently attached to any one in particular"

Seto: *Coughs nervously* "NO"

SG: "Well we have someone backstage that disagrees." "All the way from Domino city, Japan put your hands together for Jounouchi Katsuya."

Kaiba: *Sweat drop* "What's that mutt doing here?"

*Jou blows kisses to the audience and catches numerous panties including Shadowgoddess's then sit's down in the chair next to Seto's*

Kaiba: "I thought people where not allowed to throw undergarments on your show"

SG: "Audience members no there not supposed to throw there panties at the guests *Glares at the fan girls in the audience that threw there panties at Jou* but I my bishy boy am not a guest im the host and the authoress too for that matter so I can do what ever the hell I want to."

Kaiba: "Whatever"

SG: *Glares at Kaiba then turns her attention to Jou* "Jou-Jou may I call you Jou-Jou."

Jou: "Yes you may but I would rather you just call me Jou"

SG: "Okay Jou" *Sighs dreamily looking into Jou's sexy brown eyes, then catches Kaiba's glare and glares back* "Now Jou is there any thing you mite like to say to Mr. Kaiba here"

Jou: "Why yes now that you mention it there is something I would like to say."

Kaiba: *sweat drip*

SG: "Please tell us Jou what's on your mind"

Jou: "SETO HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A MUTT WHEN LAST NIGHT YOU WHERE THE ONE IN THE DOG COLLAR HOWLING WHILE I FUCKED YOUR BRAINS OUT. YOU STILL CAN'T EVEN WALK STRAIT "

Kaiba: "SHUT UP YOU IDIOT WERE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION"

Jou: "WHO YOU CALLING A IDIOT YOU SON OF BITCH"

Kaiba "YOU YOU HORNY BITCH"

Jou: "YOUR ONE TO TALK ABOUT HORNY BITCHES YOU ACT LIKE A BITCH IN HEAT ALL THE TIME"

SG: "Now this is what I can entertainment good thing were not on live hahahahahahah"

*Some guy taps Shadowgoddess on the shoulder*

SG: "Yes Jimmy what is it"

Jimmy: "Well Dr. Goddess we are on live remember the 100th show LIVE"

SG: "Today's my 100th show *tears up* Do you know how hard I have worked to get to this moment Jimmy my 100th show my LIVE 100TH SHOW LIVE NO!!!! The network will have my head for this."

Seto: "WHORE"

Jou: "PUSSY"

SG: "STOP OR I WILL HAVE YOU BOTH NEUTERED"

...................................................................*Silence* ............................................................

SG: "Where on live and now all of America just saw your little lovers spat the networks gonna kill me"* Spots two big guys in suits coming her way* "Crap the network bullies"

*Runs*

SG *Still running* That's all for this show folks tomorrow on Dr. Shadowgoddess we will have guests including Kaiba's brother Neo. Bye every one "Runs from the studio weird guys in suits still behind her"

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Well that it for the first chapter I hope you liked it and will review .