I do not own The Outsiders or the song 'Great Day' by The Lonely Island! Thus, I don't really own the plot. I just made it to be right for the plot. Look up the original on youtube!
This is dedicated for Anna the Viking XD, who has helped me think of things for my stories for a long time.
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Two-Bit just took some drugs and was in the Curtis' house. He was in the kitchen, in the center. He suddenly turned around and started to sing:
"I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day! There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way!"
Two-Bit ran to the window and opened it to look at the birds. "The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright! There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep and I don't know why!"
He ran outside to the mailbox that belong to the Curtis brothers. Currently, the mailman was putting mail in the box. Two-Bit ran over to him and hugged him.
"Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-girlfriend or to me?" He asked.
"No." The mailman replied.
"Fantastic news, HaHaHaHa!" Two-Bit laughed hysterically and started shaking the mailman until he dropped all the mail that he was holding.
He then ran to the street and went down it. People were behind him, following his movements.
"Wonderful day makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My heart is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've lost my beer!
They say "Young man, the world's your oyster."" He sang. The people that were following him touched his arms. "Hey! Hey get the fuck off me! No, fuck no!" Two-Bit yelled at them. He sniffed.
"Just give me a second." He said. He took out some of the leftover drugs that he took and took a big whiff of it. He then turned around and started loping off again, the people following his movements.
"I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
Lalala blah blah blah blah I should spend more time with my friends!
It's carpe diem, gotta seize the day, I'm gonna move to Spain and run with the bulls
And my ex-girlfriend and teachers and sibling and parents will say "We were wrong about you Two-Bit."
"Hey Two-Bit!" Johnny said, coming up to him.
"That's my name!" He said back.
"Are you really gonna run with the bulls?"
"Why would I do that?"
"Cause you said you were gonna!"
"Come on man, that was like three days ago - or was it?"
"Something today makes me feel fine and fancy-free
Much of the ocean is still unexplored, how did I get up in this tree?" He sang again, loping off and soon found himself in a tree. "Now I'm over here, now I'm over there," He kept moving from place to place randomly. First he was behind a pot of flowers then he went on top of a fire hydrant. "Now I'm under this dude," He was now laying under Curly on a bench. "Now I'm back in the tree" He found himself back in the tree.
"Now I'm hanging outside with my very best friends: Dallas Winston and Tim Shepard!" He said, while sitting between them on another bench.
"Get the fuck away!" Dally growled.
"What?" He asked back.
"Now!" Tim snapped.
"Tim!"
Two-Bit trudged away, singing:
"Why would they diss me?
I thought they were my homies!"
Then his pace got faster and more happy. The people following again.
"Any problem is solvable, we can feed the hungry and cure disease
But all of that would be a huge waste of time because we live in the matrix."
Right after he said 'matrix' he started doing the matrix and so did the people. Two People looked at him like he was crazed. They saw one dude moving like an idiot.
"What is wrong with him?" One asked the other.
"He's on drugs." The other replied.
"Oh,"