Me: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy7, 8, or 10! Whee!
Censor Moogle: Do I get cookies in this fic too?
Me: No but if you write me a Final Fantasy dictionary then I will give you a penny I found in my shoe.
C. Moogle: Okai! *starts writing*
Me: *starts typing story*
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Ah, it's a beautiful day on Destiny Island(s, whatever). So pretty, so normal… so damn normal…
*PLOT HOLE!!*
-on the papou island-
Riku: Ooh, plot hole! *pokes plot hole*
-plot hole disappears-
Riku: Aww. *looks at bridge and sees –someone- coming* Who is that? Oh wait… uh oh…
Kairi (on bridge): *yelling* RIKU! Gimme a kiss!
Riku: -panicking- AIYEEE! *grabs Sora out of thin air* SORA! SAVE MEH!
Sora: From what? *sees Kairi* EEEK!!
Kairi: -is now on island- Oh Riiiku- chaaan! OoOh, heeyy Sora- kunnn *advances toward cowering guys*
S/R: Eep!
-Suddenly, Sephiroth appears! Yay!-
Sephiroth: Die Kairi! Stupid $*@^#!
Riku: I agree totally. What did I just say? Totally? WAII!! I'M GOING INSANE! … Okay, I'm better now… I think…
Kairi: *talking to authoress* oh I should turn around? Okais! ^^
Riku: *sticks tounge out at authoress and hides dark keyblade behind back*
Authoress: I have almighty powers. For example: -Riku and Sora are pulled into kiss by unseen force- Mwhahaha! Now it's shounen- ai! Hahaha!
Sora: Don't do that again. Please.
Riku: Uh Sora… -Kairi edges closer to Riku-
Riku: Sephiroth? –Kairi gets closer-
Riku: AIYEE! *slices Kairi in half* ^_^()
Sephiroth: O.o
Sora: O.o… WAIT! OH NO!!
-Everyone looks in horror as each half turns into a new Kairi-
Yuffie and Aeris: We will protect you!
Cloud: Where did you come from?
Sephiroth: Where did all three of you come from!?
C/ A/ Y: Good question!
S/ S/ R: -_-
Kairis: Hey guys, you're forgetting me!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOO-
Kairis: *take one step*
Everyone: AIYEE! *run to other side of island*
Kairis: Now I wonder where they went…
Authoress: Just read what I typed, it's right above what I'm saying.
Kairis: Thanks!
Authoress: -nods-
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~*~*~On other side…~*~*~
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Cloud: Everyone huddle!
Yuffie: -has paint under her eyes- Ok, Cloud, you pass it to Riku, Riku pass it t-
Sora: Football HUDDLE! Not football GAME! –mutters- Stupid…
Yuffie: Whatever. Ooh, I have a plan!
Yuna: I WILL SUMMON KIRBY!!!
Everyone: Where did you come from!!!!!?????
Yuna: *shifty eyes* Nothing, no where, don't worry about it…
Cloud: Whatever…
Riku: So how are we supposed to kill her?
Sephiroth: She is like a ^*&#$%@ hydra!
Sora: What's a hydra?
Everyone: Baka Sora!
Sora: -anime tears- Not baka! WaaaahhH!
Yuna: … Anyway! *summons Kirby with freaky summoner's dance that is shortened because they usually take to long*
Kirby: SQUEE! I'M KIRBY! I'M PINK AND I'M SUGAR HIGH AND I CAN SELF DESTRUCT AND I LIKE SUGAR AND I AM A GUARDIAN FORCE! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Riku: o.o;;
Sephiroth: o.o;;
Yuna: o.o;;
Yuffie: o.o;;
Aeris: o.o;;
Cloud: o.o;;
Sora: ^_^ mmm cheese… mmm… *daydreaming*
Sephiroth: Grr.. *kicks Sora off island*
-Random Announcer Dude appears-
R.A.D.: Only 7 survivors left! Woo! –disappears-
Aeris: ??? Anyway let's go before the Kairis find us again.
Kairi 1: WE'RE-
Kairi 2: HERE!!
Everyone: *explodes*
Kirby: Oops, I farted! Hehe!
-Everyone reappears-
Everyone: X.o
Riku: Yay the Kairis are gone! *sniff sniff* DUDE WHATS THAT SMELL!
Kirby: -explodes-
Tidus: I must perform the sending! –does sending dance-
Tidus: Now I must make like a dolphin and fly! Meow! *runs into water and drowns*
Yuna: What a freak, I can't believe I kissed him.
Yuffie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! YOU KISSED THAT MORON? EEEEWW!
Riku: Uh hello people! We need to kill Kairi (both of her) before the b&^%h kills us!
Aeris: Since we have no ideas and neither does the authoress (Authoress: *nods*) Lets get the reviewers to vote!
Sephiroth: Nah that's too commonly used. I will use my secret weapon! It's-
-train loudly passes by-
Sehpiroth: Got it?
Everyone: Hai!
Riku: Hope this works…
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Me: I will not tell what happens!
C. Moogle: -is writing book-
Riku: Please review, the authoress said if she doesn't get 5 reviews she wont write anymore and even worse, she'll glomp me again!
Me: *nods*
Riku: ;_;