"I didn't sign up for this shit," the young man growled as he threw the beowulf off of his sword.
"I thought this was in the job description of being a Hunter," a young woman responded, slashing her rope-dart through a nevermore's wing, severing it completely.
"Yeah, that part is fine," the man growled, "what I didn't want was for it to be in a FUCKING CAVE." His words echoed through the cavern teeming with the monsters of the night.
"What's going on up their?" a feminine voice asked from the floor below.
"Tani is being a pussy again," the woman responded.
"AM NOT!" 'Tani' refuted. While hamstringing a passing Ursa, "Just shut your face hole Taury."
"It's called a mouth," 'Taury' quipped, while leaping over a creep.
"Well, we know you use it for more than just talking most of the time" A second, more masculine, voice shouted from below.
Taury mock gasped, "Why Gerald, what could you possibly be implying."
"Just get to work dip-shits," the feminine voice commanded.
"You got it boss," "Sure," "Just get laid," the chorus of responses chimed out before the cavern was drowned out by the sounds of steel on bone.
"AIDS."
"Goddammit, what are you talking about Gerald," Tani exhaled.
"I don't know I was trying to start conversation."
"Why did you feel the need to start with that?"
"I dunno."
"And why here?"
"What, this is the perfect place."
"I am literally taking a shit."
Gerald pushed himself off the stall door, "yeah, I get that, but I'm bored."
"Just go choke on a cock somewhere else."
"Maybe I will," Gerald walked away.
"Is he gone," a feminine voice asked from between Tani's legs.
"Yeah I think so. Back to it?" Tani responded.
"Sure, the voice responded, "Checkmate," and she knocked over his king.
"FUCK," Tani threw the board into the air and stormed out of the stall into the apartment.
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