One faitful day deany winchestah was sitong at the bunker. "holy shtiballs im really hunger" said deany. He wanted some pie because that was all he ever ate even tho he had diabetes. So denies got up and walked to door of bunkr. Exciting the bunkah he breathed in da fresh are of the Kansas night. It was a good night out, a perfect night to go on the hunt for the booty pie.
Dingdong skipped on ova to da impala. Sliding in the car door, he put on his favorite song, talk dirty to me. driving at 11 miles per hour he began his quest, screaming out "yo bootay don't need explanin" After driving around for five hours, he still hadn't found da pie. Most stores imediatley closed when they saw da impala coming torwads them.
Just when he ws about to give up da hope, he saw it. A store ,labled "castiels pie and hamburger store" Dingledonger let out a gasp. That was his best angelbuddyfriendo! He hadn't seen him since Cas tripped over his shoelaces and accidently lost all of his angel powers cuz he fell
Ramming his car door into the store, he jumped out into the sizeable hole he had just rcreated. "CASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" He scremed at the top of lung. Runing thru the store, he came to da cash register. At it was his borhter sammie and CAS.
"er, hey dean. I thought we locked you in the bunker…?" said Sammy sheepishly, looking at his brother with a mixture of shock and concern. He had just ben goin for a quick booz run, anmd now not a moose had escaped. What could he say, not a moose took casties fall hard.
But deano didn't have time for his bro. "CASOMGIMISSEDYUSOMUCHCOMEHEREHUGYASMYLOVECASSSS" He tehn tackled cas too da ground.
"OMFG DEANO! SAMMY TOLD ME U WEANT TO HELL AGAIN" Cas returned the hug, and was about to totes engage in slppy makeouts weth Dean when Sam kicked him in da dick.
"Guys, great having you reunion and all, but uh… I think Dean brought someone along with him." He was pointing to the gaping hole deans impala had left in the stores front. "Yeah I'm pretty sure that destroyed all of the demon traps. So I suggest running be-OH SHIT"
It was satan nad meg and Crowley and all the bad demon men. "hey sammy~" cooed satan. He was wearing a large feather boa and was looking exrtreemly sudeuctive. "Miss me?~~~" Sam immeadiately paled, and turned into a moose.
"Hahaha yeah you two can deal with this right SAM OUT" and with that, the Sammy moose ran out the door screaming. Cas and dicklepickle looked at each otha nervously. They had killed many hte demons beore, but nevah sio many.
"Ur gonna die u kno, then I'll tortah u both in hell. " satan said happily as he advanced om da copule. dic klepickle looked into castiels eyes soulfully.
"wait shorterthan sam I have an idea!" said cas. "what is is iottt?" queried dean. "we kill them with tda powah of LVOE" Suddnenky cas KISSED DSHORTERDTAHNSAM.! there tongesu battelsd for domincace and it was hot.
The demons were sad and sall left becsue they shipped wincest not destiesld. cassub and castile were both supah happy until dey realized… DEAN WAS DEMON ALL ALONGT!
END SERIES NINE.