Shinguji Sakura marches through the hallways of the theater with a
disparate ticked off look on her face also on a search for her current
boyfriend Ohgami because of the rumors going around he's cheating on her.
Looking left and right she finally sees the dark-haired boy leaving his
office. Sakura calls to Ohgami. A totally surprised Ohgami cranks his neck
to look at his girlfriend with her arms crossed and a dangerous smirk on
her face.
Sakura: "So Ohgami-san, who are you cheating on me with?"
Ohgami: "No one, what makes you think that?"
Sakura: *Eyes cock* "Because our teammates told me with their own eyes they say you with someone else. Who was it?!"
Ohgami: "I'm not cheating Sakura."
Sakura: "Are you sure?"
Ohgami: "Of coarse I'm sure, you believe the Hanagumi squad would say that?"
Sakura: "Well yeah I guess they are made of... HEY!"
Ohgami: "What?"
Sakura: "Are you sure you not cheating? TELL THE TRUTH!"
Ohgami: "Sakura I'm not cheating!"
Sakura: "REALLY?!"
Ohgami: "Alright, alright! I'D ADMIT IT! I'M GAY!"
(Ohgami shouts it with all his might the entire passing crowd stop to look at him with strange looking eyes.)
Sakura: "WHAT?!"
Ohgami: "There you pushed, I'm cheating on you with a guy... HAPPY?!"
Sakura: "Ohgami... I had no idea but..."
Ohgami: "And if your asking who it is... It's..."
(Kayama appears wearing his Navy uniform)
Kayama: "Hey sugar bear!"
(Ohgami hugs Kayama)
Kayama: "Uh hey, how's your day?"
Ohgami: "OH SUPER! THANK YOU FOR ASKING!"
Sakura: "Kayama? You're gay?"
Kayama: "Well, yeah. Don't me and Ohgami make a smashing couple?"
Sakura: "Uh..."
Ohgami: "Hey, Kayama, can you hang ten?"
Kayama: "Sure my little love dove."
Ohgami: "Sakura, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this because really I'm gay. I should have said something before we even thought of going out. I thought it would have been too shocking for you to handle."
Sakura: " don't you think so Ohgami? I can't believe this... My boyfriend Ohgami and another man which is you are going out with each other... Oh I got such a head ache."
Ohgami: "Well I better go now. Kayama is waiting for me."
Sakura: "Wait, so it's just you and Kayama. You lied to me!"
Ohgami: "Oh that? Me and other guys always lie to you."
Sakura: "WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FAGGOT?!"
(Kayama comes in between Ohgami and Sakura and faces her)
Kayama: "Don't call my man a faggot!"
Sakura: "Kayama, so not the drama!"
Kayama: "SO NOT THE DRAMA THIS!"
(Ohgami smacks Sakura)
Sakura: "OW! YOU SUCK OHGAMI!"
Ohgami: "I know."
(Sakura smacks Ohgami back)
Ohgami: "OW! YOU LITTLE HO!"
(Ohgami smacks Sakura again)
Ohgami: "HE'S MINE!"
(Kayama steps in between Ohgami and Sakura)
Kayama: "Sakura stop this! I love Ohgami! Ever since we were in Academy"
Ohgami: "OH I just loved looking at his sweet face!"
(Kayama pulls Ohgami towards him)
Kayama: "Shut up and kiss me fool!"
(Kayama and Ohgami kiss each other passionately with an audience watching looking strangely also Sakura with her mouth open wide)
Sakura: "I can't believe this."
(Sakura looks down to her feet very sad and walks out the front doors of the theater. Shedding tears because her boyfriend is going out secretly with another man, she wished she would just die...)
Sakura: "God why?"
(Sakura suddenly gets run over by a huge semi truck only leaving the teenager flattened on the ground like a pancake. A few people witnessed the accident even though no one really cared.)
Yoneda: "Well, I better go scrap her off the road then."
The End...
Sakura: "So Ohgami-san, who are you cheating on me with?"
Ohgami: "No one, what makes you think that?"
Sakura: *Eyes cock* "Because our teammates told me with their own eyes they say you with someone else. Who was it?!"
Ohgami: "I'm not cheating Sakura."
Sakura: "Are you sure?"
Ohgami: "Of coarse I'm sure, you believe the Hanagumi squad would say that?"
Sakura: "Well yeah I guess they are made of... HEY!"
Ohgami: "What?"
Sakura: "Are you sure you not cheating? TELL THE TRUTH!"
Ohgami: "Sakura I'm not cheating!"
Sakura: "REALLY?!"
Ohgami: "Alright, alright! I'D ADMIT IT! I'M GAY!"
(Ohgami shouts it with all his might the entire passing crowd stop to look at him with strange looking eyes.)
Sakura: "WHAT?!"
Ohgami: "There you pushed, I'm cheating on you with a guy... HAPPY?!"
Sakura: "Ohgami... I had no idea but..."
Ohgami: "And if your asking who it is... It's..."
(Kayama appears wearing his Navy uniform)
Kayama: "Hey sugar bear!"
(Ohgami hugs Kayama)
Kayama: "Uh hey, how's your day?"
Ohgami: "OH SUPER! THANK YOU FOR ASKING!"
Sakura: "Kayama? You're gay?"
Kayama: "Well, yeah. Don't me and Ohgami make a smashing couple?"
Sakura: "Uh..."
Ohgami: "Hey, Kayama, can you hang ten?"
Kayama: "Sure my little love dove."
Ohgami: "Sakura, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this because really I'm gay. I should have said something before we even thought of going out. I thought it would have been too shocking for you to handle."
Sakura: " don't you think so Ohgami? I can't believe this... My boyfriend Ohgami and another man which is you are going out with each other... Oh I got such a head ache."
Ohgami: "Well I better go now. Kayama is waiting for me."
Sakura: "Wait, so it's just you and Kayama. You lied to me!"
Ohgami: "Oh that? Me and other guys always lie to you."
Sakura: "WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FAGGOT?!"
(Kayama comes in between Ohgami and Sakura and faces her)
Kayama: "Don't call my man a faggot!"
Sakura: "Kayama, so not the drama!"
Kayama: "SO NOT THE DRAMA THIS!"
(Ohgami smacks Sakura)
Sakura: "OW! YOU SUCK OHGAMI!"
Ohgami: "I know."
(Sakura smacks Ohgami back)
Ohgami: "OW! YOU LITTLE HO!"
(Ohgami smacks Sakura again)
Ohgami: "HE'S MINE!"
(Kayama steps in between Ohgami and Sakura)
Kayama: "Sakura stop this! I love Ohgami! Ever since we were in Academy"
Ohgami: "OH I just loved looking at his sweet face!"
(Kayama pulls Ohgami towards him)
Kayama: "Shut up and kiss me fool!"
(Kayama and Ohgami kiss each other passionately with an audience watching looking strangely also Sakura with her mouth open wide)
Sakura: "I can't believe this."
(Sakura looks down to her feet very sad and walks out the front doors of the theater. Shedding tears because her boyfriend is going out secretly with another man, she wished she would just die...)
Sakura: "God why?"
(Sakura suddenly gets run over by a huge semi truck only leaving the teenager flattened on the ground like a pancake. A few people witnessed the accident even though no one really cared.)
Yoneda: "Well, I better go scrap her off the road then."
The End...
