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AN: Okay. So I had this idea while I was eating ice cream and I couldn't get it out of my head. It's not really the most original idea there is. But I like it. If you've done a story like this, I'M NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR IDEA. I just like the idea and wanted to make my own.

Disclaimer: I own copies of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and a copy of Breaking Dawn. (Cause pre-ordering kicks butt!). But I don't own the writing writes to it. STEPHENIE MEYER DOES! So don't sue me. :)

"BELLA! Come on! I called a family meeting 10 minutes ago!" My annoying sister, Alice shouted from downstairs.

So hi. My name's Isabella. But I like Bella; it rolls of the tongue better. I am a 43 year old woman, stuck in an 18 year olds body. How is that possible? It's because I am a vampire. Yes. They aren't fake. Their real.

Here are some fun facts about vampires. One, we don't burn in the sun like. We sparkle. Two, not all of us drink human blood; some of us don't drink blood at all. But that's a different story, anyways, instead they drink animal blood. I just so happen to be apart of a family that's like that.

"BELLA CULLEN! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE NOW OR I'M SENDING EMMETT UP TO COME AND GET YOU!" Alice shouted again from downstairs.

I slowly got up and walked downstairs. I noticed everyone sitting there already. Minus Esme and Carlisle. They were on some honeymoon type trip until tomorrow. Okay, so here's my family.

There's short pixie Alice who sees visions, and husband Jasper who can manuiplate emotions. There's beautiful Rosalie, and her husband Emmett who's like a big teddy bear. Then there's Carlisle, he's the father figure of our family and his wife Esme who is the mother figure. Then there's my husband. My life. Edward.

I walked over and sat beside Edward. He put his arm around my shoulders and I leaned against his chest.

"Okay. So what's this family meeting about?" I asked.

"Well, Emmett had this idea, to let the people of Burlington Illinois, that the Cullen's have arrived." Alice said sounding cheerful. Like always.

"Well how are we going to do that?" I asked.

"Pranks and games of course!" Alice said shacking her head at me like I was a silly little four year old girl.

"Okay. I'm game." I said smiling.

"Great. So that's just about everyone. Esme, Carlisle?" Alice said looking at them.

"No thanks Alice." Esme said. "You kids go have fun."

"Oh and Emmett, try not to get arrested this time. Don't make a slip-and-slid in the middle of Target again. I rather like this small town." Carlisle said eyeing Emmett.

"Okay. I'll try." With that everyone broke down laughing.

Once everyone was done laughing and calmed down Alice started speaking again.

"Okay. So I say we start with Truth or Dare." She smiled.

Everyone nodded. This is how we always started our games.

"Okay. It's Emmett's turn to go first." Alice said laughing.

"Yes! Okay. Bella. Truth or Dare?" Emmett asked eyeing me like a crazy mass murderer.

I was a chicken. "Dare."

"Okay. I dare you too go to Wal-Mart, find a lonely single male shopper and kiss him for 10 whole seconds." Oh no. This wasn't that great of a dare.

I wasn't going to chicken out. "Okay. Let's go to Wal-Mart then." And with that I got up off the couch dragging Edward with me out of the door to Wal-Mart.

A/N: Okay. So tell me what you think so far! I'll still be updating my other storys, but this idea stuck with me. Again, if you've written a story with this idea, SORRY! I'm not trying to steal your idea! REVIEW PLEASE!