Me: omg, I can't believe I wrote this. I was bored, so don't judge me! This is a yugioh Barbie song parody. Not saying who the characters are. ^o^
Tea: she so doesn't own us, or like the Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay who someone who is soooo totally fa-mous! Yeah!
Me: O…K… I'm never asking you to do the disclaimer ever again.
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1… CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEE!
Atem came out of his room to find all his friends with their kois. Malik was sleeping (and snoring) on Marik's lap. Mana was sleeping on top of Ryou's chest. Rebecca was on Yugi's back, sleeping too. Joey, umm, well let's just say he was sleeping somewhere on Seto. Tea was sleeping on the floor, tired of waiting for Atem. Bakura was beside Ryou and his koi, she has two hot guys, lucky, Mana.
Atem: hey, who want's to scare the living crap out of our kois?
Everyone raised their hands.
Ryou: what are we gonna do? Act really yaoi or something?
Bakura: Yeah pharaoh no baka, all your dumb plans include some form of yaoi.
Atem: Exactly…
All: oh bugger…
~3 hours later~
Slowly the girls (in Joey's and Malik's case gay) woke up to find their kois gone. They looked around and found only a note on the couch.
Dear girls (and Joey and Malik),
We have a pleasant surprise waiting for you at Seto's dance stage. Please come in our clothes!
Your loving kois,
Atem, Bakura, Marik, Ryou, Seto, Yugi
Mana: Hey Tea, can we use your van?
Tea: Come on ladies!
As they were driving, Mana got a call from Mokoba.
Mokoba: Hey Mana-san!
Mana: Hey, why are you calling?
Mokoba: Well, are you almost here?
Mana: of course Mokoba-kun.
Mokaba: Ok! Seto-kun! They're almost here!
Seto: DAMMIT! HURRY UP YOU SISSY PANSYS!
Mana chuckled as she put her phone away. Tea drove up the parking lot.
They went up the house and into the dance studio. Each seat had a name on it. The girls and Joey and Malik picked theirs and sat as music started…
The boys' bodies were veiled by a thick screen, and their heads were the only one showing. The girls did not know what was gonna happen next…
Italics mean singing. Ok?
Atem: We are, on fire
Bakura: We have, desire
Mokuba:But one is that way
Marik: Which one of is gay?
Mokuba: Tell me who!
All: Not saying that it's Atem!
Mokuba: Tell me who!
All: Ain't saying that it's Seto!
Mokuba: Tell me who.
All: Ain't saying that it's Marik!
All: Which one of us is Gay?
Ryou: Now we can see him, he's in women's clothes!
Seto: But he don't need an IUD
All: Ye-ah.
Yugi: He likes village people, he's playin croquet.
All: His doggy's a Maltese.
Atem: He is, on fire
Bakura: His back, perspires
Mokuba: Won't say
Marik: Won't Say
Girls in the audience and Joey and Malik: WHO'S GAY?
Ryou: He's always sayin!
Seto: Ain't nothing but a butt ache
Yugi: Ain't nothing but a fruit cake!
All: I never wanna hear you say!
Ryou: I never wanna hear you say!
All: Which one of us is gay
Mokuba: Tell me who!
All: Ain't saying that it's Ryou!
Mokuba: Tell me who!
All: Ain't saying that it's Bakura!
Mokuba: Tell me who.
All: Ain't saying that it's Yugi!
All: Which YuGiOh boy is Gay?
Marik: Ok, we're all gay…
Mana: O_o What
Tea: O.O The
Rebecca: XC Heck
Malik: *m* was
Joey: ~m~ THAT!
All the boys came out of the curtain all in sailor moon uniforms.
All girls and The 2 gays: OMFG!
Ryou: HAHAHAHA! I can't believe you fell for i-!
Suddenly Duke came running in women's under garments
Duke: You never catch me I'm the gay man!
Green: Take this mother f***er!
He shot a grenade in his mouth and Duke exploded.
All: I need serious therapy now…
AND…CUT!
Me: that was fun! ^o^ sorry to all Duke Devlin fans.
Malik: REVIEW!