HI, this is the author here. This is certainly not going to be a one shot, so, please don't judge just off of this first page here. Leave comments and inboxes, please. They are much appreciated. This first may be a little confusing so, let me tell you, if you have never heard of Christian Novelli, he is a youtuber. This "chapter" is based on him making a video. I consider Youtube channels as basic television. So, technically, he is a character. Sorry.

"Blaahhhhahaha.

Oh, hello there. I know I haven't been on in like...a month..or...a year..or..

I went to a red carpet event the other night. Okay, maybe just a midnight showing of some...movie, but anyway. I went to this event and it was...possibly the worst experience of my life.

I was supposed to meet up with John and Damon, but..yeah. They went to the wrong theater..I mean...who does that?

So, I was stuck at this fricking event...by myself..in the middle of like...all of Greenland.

THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE.

But, I guess once the movie started and the line went inside..it wasn't that bad. I sat in the very front row, hoping that no one would come sit next to me because..I mean..it's the front row. And..people just don't sit there. Well...people that aren't me..don't..

So, I'm sitting in this terrible seat, just minding my own business, kind of jamming out to the voices in my head when all of a sudden this big group of people just decide to chill out on my row.

Of course I didn't say anything, because the guys were kind of big and scary and the girls were kind of..pretty and...girls.

I don't know.

I guess it just happens sometimes but...this really cute girl ended up in the seat next to me.

I tried looking over at her a few times throughout the movie, but she was just always looking at the screen. Like something important was gonna happen.

I've always wanted to have a love at first sight moment.

And I'm here to to tell you, that my dream has come true.

I've fallen for the mysterious theater girl.

Yep.

I'm in love.

Now, I don't exactly know who she is..or..what her name is..or exactly what the front of her face looks like but I'm pretty sure her name is Samantha and she's a Goddess of the underworld.

I'm just kidding.

Ahhhhhhhhhh.

But, really, do any of you maybe know this girl?

If you went to that movie premiere thing..last night..comment below and tell me...what row you were sitting in. Or..what you thought of it. Or maybe a little bit about your Grandmother.

Okay, here's a random picture, bye!"

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