Kojlax woke up to yet another day in the life of a bad speedmemer. He arose out of his bed and pondered whether to go to school. "Nah" he thought. "The memes are honestly more important than my education." He walked to his computer and sat down, turning it on in the process. "I can't wait for some fresh new runs!" He exclaimed, booting up Portal. He started Livesplit and OBS, deciding to stream. After preparing his stream, he noticed something strange. Meowmixformeandyou had whispered him something on Twitch. Opening his convos, Koj was surprised to see Meowmix being nice to him. "Hey Kojlax, want to hang out sometime?" He responded to Meow, asking where he lived. Meowmix told him, and Koj was surprised to see that they only lived half-an-hour away from each other. "Ok Meow, my address is 420 OoB Ave." Just 45 minutes later, Kojlax awoke to a loud rrrriiiing. He realized that he had dozed off in anticipation of meeting his internet friend. Koj walked to his front door and looked through the peephole. The sight he saw was surprising. The most beautiful boy he had ever seen was standing at his doorstep. Meow was roughly the same age, and his hair was flowing in the wind. "Open up Kojjyboy!"Meow yelled with a passion. Koj ripped the door open and embraced Meow, crying on his shoulder. "I thought you were just joking!" He exclaimed, a tear rolling down his cheek. "No, friend." Meow said lovingly. The two went to Koj's room and locked the door, sitting down to do some speedmemeing. Koj decided to do some Inbounds runs on a whim, and Meowmix watched to learn his tricks. Kojlax was on crazy pace, faster than ever before. This was probably to impress Meow. He was going faster and faster, and was minus over a minute and a half going into e02. Tension overtook his arms as he raced to GLaDOS. There was no way to mess up this PB. As the last core fell into the incinerator, Meowmix screamed "WERL REKKIE!" and kissed Kojlax, right on the lips. "Ummmm..." was all Koj could say in response. "I'm soo sorry I didn't mean t-" "No, don't be sorry," said Koj, staring into Meow's eyes. ~To be continued~