It's an Edful Life
Chapter 1
The story starts when Ed, Edd and Eddy were doing a sale of cereal and everyone is in line for it.
EDDY: (shouting) Hey everyone! Ed Cereal for 25 cents for 25 seconds, which rises as a jar of pickles. Each box sold separately.
KEVIN: What's so great about a box of cereal you dorks?
EDDY: You don't know what you're missing Kev.
ROLF: Boy, Rolf is sure that the cereal would make my belly hard as a boil of eggs.
SARA: (ENTERS AND SHOUTS) ED! MOM WANTS TO CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM!
ED: But Sara, cereal.
SARA: (SHOUTS) I DON'T CARE! YOU ARE COMING WITH ME! (Pulls Ed's ear and leaves)
EDDY: SARA! BRING BE BACK MY CEREAL MAKING BOY!
EDD: Uhh, Eddy, I think that Ed is a very messy room!
EDDY: I don't care. WHO WANTS SOME CEREAL?!
EVERYONE (except Edd and Eddy): ME!
Everyone got themselves some cereal but when they ate them, the bowl explodes! Everyone screams and runs back to the booth where Edd and Eddy are at.
NAS: (SHOUTS) THESE CEREAL BOWLS ARE EXPLOSIVE.
JOHNNY: (SHOUTS) YOU GUYS ALMOST GOT US KILLED! RIGHT PLANK! (Plank says nothing)
JIMMY: GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK!
EDDY: You and what army. (Everyone runs up to Eddy) Uh, Oh!
Everyone attacks Eddy and get their money back and leaves.
KEVIN: See ya later DORK! (Laughs)
Eddy gets angry.
EDDY: I HATE WHEN EVERYONE HATES US!
EDD: Maybe it's because everyone hates when you try to get money so you can get jawbreakers.
EDDY: Because they are delicious.
EDD: Do you know what? I'm going home, bye. (Leaves)
Eddy lies down on the grass exhausted.
EDDY: This is so stupid, nobody likes me. I wish I was never born.
When Eddy whishes that he was never born, he collapses and dreams. When he wakes up in his mind, he notices that he was in the sky. He sees a man in angel wings standing next to him
EDDY: Where am I and who are you?
Who is that guy next to Eddy when he woke up and what's going on? You'll find out in the next chapter. Coming up, Eddy meets someone in angel wings.
To Be Continued