The gang is hanging out in the basement as usual. Eric asks everyone, "Have you heard about the new haunted house downtown Point Place? Hyde replies, "Hackman's? yeah man like everybody goes there every year!" Donna chimes in and says, "yeah, that would be great! It's the thing to do! We don't have any other plans!" Jackie squeals and punches Kelso's arm and says, "Oh my god Michael, we can wear matching costumes and makeout everywhere!" Kelso just grins and pumps a fist in the air and says "shhhyeaaaah!" Fez looks sad and says with his heavy accent, "I want to make out with a lovely lady." The rest of the gang just laughs and rolls their eyes as Eric says, "Your time will come, Fez." Fez aks ''when?''
Donna looks at Jackie and says, "Jackie, costumes are a great idea! Let's figure out what we're all going to wear!"
Jackie says "Michael, we're going as Sonny and Cher!"
Kelso agrees and puts his arm around her.
The next day everyone is waiting in the basement wearing their costumes waiting for Kelso. He walks into the basement wearing a Sunny D costume to Jackie's dismay.
"Michael, what are you wearing?"
"You said Sunny!" He replies with a shrug.
"I'm sorry Jackie are we still making out?"
"Of course, but you're impossible..."
Donna smirks at Eric and says sarcastically, "What a lovely couple."
Eric replies, "Don't worry we'll be just like them someday."
Hyde overhears and says, "Well aren't you already there?"
Eric and Donna just rolled their eyes.
Fez pops in. "I want to be like them.."
The gang packs up and leaves for the haunted house.
Immediately, Jackie and Kelso start making out to the disgust of everyone else. As they're walking through, the power goes out, but quickly comes back on. The girls, (including Kelso) start to freak out. Eric looks around and sees that Fez is missing and asks, "Guys, where's Fez?"
Everyone looks around frantically trying to find their foreign friend. All they find is a white-masked man wearing a black cloak. They think he might have something to do with it...They run into another room, but the creepy man follows them. Unknown to them, he's just doing his job as a haunted house worker.
They get through the entire house and back outside but they're alarmed that they still can't find Fez anywhere.
Kelso says " what if that creepy man has fez in there still"
Jackie says "Michael wanna makeout again?"
Michael says "shhhyeaaaah!''
Donna says "seriously guys we gotta find Fez!"
Hyde notices two people making out by their Vista Cruiser. They turn to the side and he says, "Wait a minute, that's Fez!"
Donna asks, "where?"
Hyde says, "over there making out with that creepy barbie doll chick!"
Fez is startled and looks up with a silly smile and says, "What took you guys so long?"
Eric yells at him and says, "we've been looking for you for forever dummy!"
Fez just smiles. "My time came!"