"Good afternoon fellow Glee clubbers", said Rachel.

"I have perfect ideas for new songs for us to perform at Regionals this year, and by us I mean me"

"It's always about you isn't it, ya dwarf", yelled Santana.

"You are a selfish little brat Rachel, and your always will be. Affected immediately, you are off the Glee club. Enjoy your life as a normal person", said Will.

"No!" yelled Rachel.

Rachel Berry woke up with a fright at exactly 2:05 in the morning. She was having another one of her nightmares. They seemed to have started ever since her horrible break up with Finn Hudson. She missed him so much that it hurt her to think about him, especially thinking about him with Santana. Could he be with her right now, in the same motel room as there last extravaganza? No, he wouldn't do that to her. Would he? They were broken up after all, but she was certain he still had feelings for her. She had to get him back, but how? After hours of critical thinking, she finally came up with the perfect plan. She had to make Santana seem like a bad guy to Finn, so that he would crawl all the way back to her.

It was 11:08 in the morning when Sue Sylvester, coach of the Cheerios, came storming in her office. She was upset that Will Schuester wasn't paying any attention to her recent pranks against him. She pulled her chair out, sat on it and demanded Becky, a cheerleader, to get her a non fat latte. She then pulled out her desk drawer and took out her infamous journal. She began to write and she gushed out all her feelings about Will.

"Dear Journal,

I popped Schuester's tires today and he didn't even notice; something must be up. He hasn't payed attention to me for about a week now. I guess it started since the disease lady married that dentist. God, I hate dentists and the way they continuously poke at your teeth. They are not good for one and other. Will would be perfect for her. I can see it now; the disease lady and slut man, living happily ever after in there super clean, inexpensive yet scary house. If I get the dentist to divorce disease lady, Will can finally live like a normal, yet uptight individual, and start paying attention to my pranks. I'll have a talk with disease later this afternoon. Oh, I just saw the Beiste come by my office, I have to go torment her before she leaves.

Ever yours,

Sue Sylvester"

Emma Pillsbury-Howell was cleaning up her office and organizing her files. Her husband, Carl, just left moments ago after having lunch with her. Sue Sylvester came in her office with a grin on her face just as Emma was applying her lipstick.

"Oh, hi there Sue, how are you?"

"Great, how about you?"

"Wow Sue, this is probably the first conversation where you haven't called me a cleaning moron".

"Well, times have changed Emma, and I'm here to be your friend."

Those words pained Sue deeply.

"So how is your marriage going with Carl?"

"Oh, really, really, good. He is the best husband you could ask for."

"So I'm assuming since you're married now that you've finally done the deed; how was it?"

"Oh, hum, good, I guess."

"What do you mean good, it must have been great, right? Love making is a magical experience."

"Well, can I trust you Sue" asked Emma.

"Sure, buddy" said Sue

Maybe the disease face would give her an idea on how to make Will normal again, though Sue.

"Carl and I haven't had sex yet"

"You haven't!"

Those words shocked Sue enormously, but put a huge grin on her face, she finally had a way to make Will happy again.

"Why haven't you had it with the dentist?"

"Because this marriage is a fake and I went with Carl to see if Will would still love me even if I was with another man. Carl doesn't know this; I love him though, but I think I love Will more."