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I don't own anything except Thorn (Thorn's real name is Akantha Xiuhcoatl which means thorn weapon of destruction but her friends call her Xi which is pronounced Zee) and Mary, Lillian, James, Tomas, Owen, Kathy, Mr. Fluffykins, Mr. Joplin, and Zoë (not hunter Zoë).

Note#1: Psyche is the wife (not anymore) of Eros, Thorn's true love.

Note#2: Thorn is a full goddess but the people at camp halfblood don't know that her father is Poseidon (who she hates) her mother is Artemis (who broke her vow)

Note#3: Eros is the only one who calls her Thorina.

Thorn's Apologies

Dear Mary,

I am very sorry that you saw me walking a dragon. I assure you that I didn't know that he would crush that many cars.

Akantha Xiuhcoatl

Dear Chiron,

I am very sorry for the property damage I have caused and am currently causing. Enclosed is a large check for:

Medical care for your campers

Therapy for your campers

New renovations

Old renovations

New buildings

Payment for all the strawberries I crushed

Anything else I can't remember but also destroyed

Akantha Xiuhcoatl

Dear Annabeth,

I have had Hades deliver this to your soul because you've been dead for 3,000 years. I am sorry for destroying Mount Olympus, I know that you worked very hard on it and people are rebuilding it as I write.

Akantha Xiuhcoatl

Dear Lillian,

I am very sorry that I killed your "mother" you will never understand but I did save your life.

Akantha Xiuhcoatl

NOTE: this next letter was written in what looked suspiciously like blood.

Dear Psyche,

I am sorry that the injury I gave you was inadequate. If you ever heal, come back and I will fix my mistake.

You know who this is and I don't want to waste my time on you writing it!

Dear James,

I'm sorry I broke your legs; you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Akantha Xiuhcoatl

Dear Tomas,

I am sorry you were deemed insane after 'seeing' an army of rabid chipmunks running down the street. I'm sure that it was just your imagination.

Akantha Xiuhcoatl

Dear Zeus,

I am sorry for calling you a slut. But a baby with your sister, really?

Akantha Xiuhcoatl

Dear Mom,

I am sorry for all the insurance papers you had to sign.

Lots of love,

Xi

Dear Ares,

I am sorry for stealing your weapons again and again and again. And no, I will not give back the javelin.

Xi

Dear Zoë,

I am sorry I threw ping-pong balls at your head. But honestly? You need better hand-eye coordination.

Akantha Xiuhcoatl

Dear Dionysus,

I am sorry that I made you testify at my trial.

Xi

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