HAPPY TREE FRIENDS

in

Job Well Gone

STARRING
Handy

Featuring

Flaky

Lifty & Shifty

Cuddles

Almost There

At a construction site.

Handy, the armless beaver carpenter arrived in his car. How he could drive it...was unknown.

"Another day, another job." Handy stated, walking towards the site, with his toolbox securely fastened on his belt.

However, nearby, two certain brothers were cooking up trouble. Lifty and Shifty hid behind a large pile of steel girders, and spied

Handy's truck. "Let's go get that truck!" Lifty said to his fedora wearing brother.
"Yeah! Then we can sell it for big bucks!" Shifty replied, before the two did their trademark laugh. Handy was to busy getting ready, he didn't notice the
two raccoons hopping into his truck. The brothers then quickly hotwired said car, and drove away in it. Handy still didn't notice this.

"Alright! Let's get ready!" Handy said, before grabbing a plank with his mouth. He dragged it over to another area, then drove a nail into it, then proceeded to grab a hammer with his mouth. However, the

beaver missed and accidently sent the board flying over head. It then went into the street, where it slammed hard on Cuddle's head. The plank imbedded itself in the poor rabbits head, as brain and blood leaked out.

Cuddles ran around screaming for a bit, before finally loosing enough brains and blood that he just fell down on the concrete...dead.

Handy didn't notice this, and just forgot about the plank for now. Handy then took the elevator down to see if there was something he could do on the ground floor. When he reached the ground floor, he saw Flaky, who then ran over to the beaver. "Hey Handy." the dandruff ridden porcupine said.
"Hello Flaky!" Handy said with his usual up beat attitude. "How can I help you?"
"I just bought a new car, but I realized that...I don't have a garage. Do you think you can come over and build one this weekend?" she replied.

"Why sure! But I really have to get back to this project. See you around!" he said. Flaky then started to run off.

Meanwhile, with Lifty and Shifty.

The two raccoons were simply laughing their heads off. Not literally. The two kleptomaniacs were still driving Handy's truck. "This is great! We'll get a bundle for that stupid beaver's truck." Shifty said, ignoring a red light.

Suddenly, a semi came by and slammed right into them, causing a massive blood streak to follow the truck.

Back with Handy...

Handy was up on the top floor, trying to open his lunch box, but the best he could do was attempt to get the safety lock off. He then gave off his trademark scowl, before kicking said lunch box off the top floor.

Flaky was walking by, when suddenly, the iron lunch box slammed on to her head. Brain splattered everywhere, as her body fell onto the ground, blood and brain decorating the wooden fence blocking the construction site.

"Aww man.. there goes lunch!" Handy said, walking away. However, he took a misstep and began to fall towards the ground, while screaming his little lungs out.

The poor beaver then slammed repediatly into hanging steel girders, adding more injuries, before finally falling to the ground, with a sickening splat, and a display of blood and gore. Handy's head was now gone due to the impact of his head to the ground, and a bloody bone was jutting out of his left foot, while his right foot was completely detached.

Always wear safety gear.

My second Happy Tree Friends story! Sorry if Flaky seemed a little OOC, but I needed some reason for her to come by to see Handy.