Disclaimer: We don't own any LotR characters, but we do own ourselves…yup.
"…and that's why the world should celebrate Llama Day!" Chelsea exclaimed.
"You present an interesting case…" Emily replied, thought she, too, thought that the world should celebrate llamas in all their fuzzy glory.
Suddenly, Chelsea saw something round and orange-colored rolling down the street.
"Tangerine!" she yelled, causing Emily to drop her bag of sour skittles, letting them freely scatter on the ground.
"Eep!" Emily shouted in surprise.
Chelsea chased after the tangerine that continued to roll down the road.
"Chelsea, come back," Emily called as she ran immediately after her. When Emily finally caught up with her, Chelsea was staring at a randomly placed tangerine tree.
"Ooohhh… pretty," was all Chelsea could say in this state of amazement.
"Uh… I think…" Emily started, but was cut of with a hush by Chelsea.
"It's a magic tangerine wishing tree. I'm going to pick a tangerine and wish for something." Chelsea picked a tangerine and held it close to her bosom. "Hmm… what should I wish for? I know! I wish we were in Middle Earth," she said dreamily. Random music in the background started to build up, but then… nothing happened.
"Hmm…" Chelsea bemused. "Maybe this tree is from Oz." She again held the tangerine close and began to chant, "There's no place like Middle Earth. There's no place like Middle Earth…" while clicking her chucks together.
The music was building up and Emily's eyes grew wide, but again, nothing happened.
"Darnit! All I want to do is go to Middle Earth with my friend!" Chelsea screamed in anger at no one in particular. She then threw the tangerine down on the ground.
POOF!