DHMB: Greetings again readers. Me an my friends have made yet another story. It doesn't have many chapters, but the chapters are long. Uhm...thats pretty much...oh yeah, flames will be used to burn down your house. Thank you.
The halls of Ouran High School were bustling with activity during the free period. The rich and prestigious children of Japan talked about what rich and prestigious children would. Money, wealthy spouses, fancy clothes and trinkets. But two girls crept by them, interested in neither, seeking out an empty room. One girl had long hair that curled to her mid-back, colored strawberry blond with pink and purple streaks in it. Her face was a perfect oval with deep green eyes set behind long green painted curling lashes. Beneath her sharp nose were full blue painted lips and a small chin. Her figure was lean with wide hips and round breast, all covered with pale skin. She had altered her standard yellow uniform dress to suit her own tastes. It had been tie-dyed green, blue, red and purple. She had cut off the sleeves and neck of the dress to make it into a halter style dress. She wore bright green, blue and pink eye shadow and had bright blue beads around her neck. Her companion was about 5'4", like her, with long curling platinum colored hair that fell to her bottom. Her haired had been streaked with black and blue and pulled back into a loose braid. She had a soft square face with gold painted blue eyes, long sapphire painted lashes, a sharp nose, full silver painted lips and high cheek bones. Her skin was pale, her hips wide as well as her breast and her legs hard and muscular. She too had altered her uniform to suit her own tastes, dyeing the breast of the dress red and the rest of it black. The neck was torn off to expose her shoulders and the sleeves and bottom of the dress had been torn into long vertical strips. She wore many grisly necklaces of skulls and spikes as well as a slave bracelet with a skull and cross bones. While her purple haired companion wore heavy black combat boots she wore simple sandals with her ankles decorated with many chains and charms.
The two made their way down the long winding corridors, stopping outside the quiet third music room. Looking at each other, they both gave a silent nod and pushed open the door. What greeted them was not the deserted room they had expected but a room that held seven boys who were setting up what looked like a very large tea party.
"Ah!" Exclaimed a tall blonde boy, "Our guests have arrived early!"
"They don't look like our normal clientele." Said two red haired boys together. The girls stared at the boys then each other.
"Kyoya," Said the blond, "Do you know who these girls are?" The boy called 'Kyoya', A tall boy with black hair, grey eyes and glasses nodded. He pulled out a note book and flipped it open.
"Colette Vesta Naldamin," He said, pointing to the purple haired girl, "And Keelia Mercia Leronis." He finished pointing to the blue haired girl.
"Both the youngest girl children of middle class families. Both have parents who are divorced. The two now live on their own in a shared studio apartment that their parents pay for. While both show high intelligence which is what got them into this school on a scholar ship, their grades are mediocre and they participate in no after school clubs. Both are cold, sarcastic and at times horribly rude, but seem to have attracted a vast number of classmates that adore them. They are known to get into trouble and have collected an immense number of detentions and referrals." With that, Kyoya snapped his notebook shut and looked over at the blond boy. "Is that what you wanted to know, Tamaki?" The boy called 'Tamaki' nodded.
"Are you fucking stalking us?" Colette and Keelia cried.
"It is my job to gather information…" Kyoya began.
"So that means yes." Colette said bluntly. Keelia stalked over to him and snatched his notebook, walking away.
"And you're not getting it back." She declared and folded it in half, pushing it down her bra. The members of the host club gapped at the audacity of this girl. Colette grinned and grabbed Keelia's hand, pulling her back towards the door to leave and find the deserted sanctuary they had been seeking. Kyoya, however, blocked their paths.
"You can not leave until you return my notebook." He said.
"Then we will stay here and smoke." Keelia declared and moved over to open the window, pulling out a pack of cigarettes and lighting one up. Colette did the same and the two hung out the window, smoking and chatting about this and that. The members of the host club stared at the two dump found.
"Cigarettes are fowl." Tamaki declared. The two stopped their conversation to send him a withering glare then continued on. After a while Kyoya walked over to them, intent on getting his notebook back.
"May I have my notebook?" He asked Keelia.
"Get it." She said, ashing her cigarette out the window. Kyoya eyed her breast for a moment before reaching over and plunging his hand down the front of her dress. Neither of the two girls seemed surprised and continued on with their conversation. Finally Kyoya pulled the book free and unfolded it.
"It's warm." He stated.
"Duh." Colette said, "It was between her breast. That area tends to be rather humid."
"Let us introduce ourselves!" Tamaki declared, deciding to ignore what had just transpired.
"I am Tamaki, This is Kyoya. Then there is Hikaru and Kaoru, Mori and Hunny and Haurhi. And we are the seven boys of the host club."
"Six." Colette and Keelia said.
"What?" Hikaru (or was it Kaoru) asked.
"There are only six boys." Colette clarified.
"Haruhi's a girl." Keelia said, tossing her cigarette butt out the window.
"How did you know?" Hunny asked. The two shrugged and walked over to Haurhi, poking and prodding her.
"Why do you dress like a boy?" Colette asked. The two listened as Haurhi told them how she got involved in the host club and how she was mistaken for a boy and all that. When she was done the girls where giving her a mischievous grin.
"We're going to give you a make over." They declared. Haurhi stared at them, then tried to slowly move back. But the two grabbed her and headed towards the door.
"NO!" The host club cried and took Haurhi back.
"Fine." The two said, "We'll just get her later." There was a long silence then the doors of the host club opened and the girls started coming in, ready to be entertained. But upon spying Colette and Keelia, almost half of them ran over and began cooing at the two.
"They're so cute!"
"Look at how they altered their dresses! How adorable."
"Awe, they're pouting!"
"Look, Keelia-san's giving us the finger! How kawaii!!"
"Now Colette-san is snarling at us!"
"Would you dumb witted bimbo's fuck off?" Colette yelled.
"KAWAII!" all the girls cried.
"Are they new members of the host club, Tamaki-san?" asked one girl.
"No." Tamaki said, confused, "Why?"
"They're so cute! You should make them members!" said another.
"Yeah, you would get a bunch of clients." exclaimed yet another.
"Good idea!" Tamaki said, "Colette-san, Keelia-san, would you…they're gone!" Just as he said this, the door closed loudly. The members of the host club flew to the door and tore it open to see the two running down the hall and jumping over the stair railing, landing on the tenth step and fleeing down another corridor.
"Damn!" Tamaki swore. "Do any of you have classes with them?"
"I do." Mori said. "I have fifth period with them." (Note: the free period is sixth period)
"Then when fifth period ends tomorrow, grab them and bring them here." Kyoya said. Behind them a group of girls squealed in delight at having Colette and Keelia accessible to them.
The next day the two were at school, dressed in their altered uniforms with colorful beads around their necks and chains around their wrists. Colette's hair had been pulled back into two braids, woven with bright ribbons, with pin curled strands framing her face. Keelia's hair had been hastily piled on top of her head in braids and curls with a metallic flower comb pushed into it. As fifth period ended, Mori grabbed the two girls, throwing them over his shoulder and heading towards the third music room. The girls tried to struggle and get free but were no match for the 6'4" boy's strength. When Mori arrived at the third music room he set the two down and locked the doors.
"Welcome back!" Tamaki cried. When the two turned around they found the whole room as well as the occupants dressed as ninja's. The room was draped with dark fabrics and weapons, with tattered wooden tables and chairs. The boys and one girl where all dressed in black body suits with face masks and weapons slung from a belt around their waist. Mori had left to change while the other members of the host club talked with Colette and Keelia.
"We have a proposition for you." Kyouya said. "We want you to join the host club."
"No." The two said at once.
"Please!" Hunny begged. "You'll get lots of cake."
"No."
"But the girls of the school seem crazy about you." said Hikaru and Kaoru. "It would be fun."
"No."
"Why not?" Tamaki asked.
"We have no interest in entertaining spoilt rotten heiresses." Keelia said.
"It seems to me," Haurhi said, "That no matter how much you insult them, they find you very cute."
"And?" The two inquired.
"Well, as a host you would do only that. You would not have to fake anything." Haurhi explained, "And the girls would dote upon you and get you gifts and such."
"You mean we could sit and insult these stupid heifers and they would actually reward us for it?" Colette asked. Everyone nodded.
"Alright." They said.
"Really?" Tamaki asked, overjoyed.
"Yup." They said.
"Fantastic!" Tamaki cried. "Kaoru, Hikaru, take them to the changing rooms." Said twins grabbed the girls and dragged them into a back room where two stylists were waiting. They seized the girls and shooed the boys out preparing to give them makeovers for the club theme.
When the girls once again emerged, they made the boys and Haurhi stop in their tracks. They were dressed in traditional layer kimono. The colors and patterns elaborate and beautiful. Colette's kimono was colored with bright greens and blues with flower patterns while Keelia's was made with colors of deep red and purple with the pattern of a large dragon. Both of them had their hair curled and styled to resemble a royal lady of the feudal era. Their faces had been lightly powdered white, their lips painted red and their eyes painted silver.
"Our feudal ladies!" Tamaki cried, bowing low. The girls glared at him but this was ignored as they were ushered onto a dais with two polished wooden chairs. Just as they were seated the doors open and the girls came in.
"Greetings ladies." Tamaki said with a low bow. "Today these humble ninja are visited by the Lady's Colette-Sama and Keelia-sama. We are honored to take tea with the Lady's that we serve."
The girls squealed in delight and took their seats with many going to sit on cushions around the dais.
"So my ladies, what's it like to have such handsome ninja at your beck and call." asked a blonde girl.
"It is as it is." Keelia said. The girls stared, confused but moved on in their questions.
"Do you plan on marrying any of them?" asked a red head.
"Why would we marry them if we just met them?" Colette asked.
"Well," Began another girl, "They're handsome and very rich."
"Handsome and rich are qualities you could use to describe a tree toad. It does not mean that said toad is acceptable for marriage." Keelia said. The girls all giggled at this.
"I fail to see how that statement is humorous." Colette stated confused. The girls laughed harder at this.
"You're all morons." Keelia sneered. The girls laughed even harder.
"Lets play a game." exclaimed one of the girls.
"What game?" Keelia asked.
"Truth or dare!" The girl said.
"Very well, you start." Colette said.
"Okay, Keelia-sama! Truth or Dare?"
"Dare." Keelia said in a bored tone.
"I dare you to give Kyouya-sama a kiss."
"Very well. Kyouya-sempai." Keelia called and motioned the black haired boy over. Kyouya walked over and stood next to Keelia's chair.
"Yes, my lady?" He asked. Keelia stood and wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling him down for a kiss. Kyouya was startled at first, then closed his eyes and pulled the blonde girl close to him, deepening the kiss. The two pulled away and smiled.
"Is that all you require, my lady?" he asked. Keelia nodded and he bowed before planting a chaste kiss on her lips and walking away. Keelia sat back down as their clientele squealed like fan-girls. Keelia then turned to Colette.
"Truth or dare." she asked.
"Truth." Colette replied.
"Which boy in the host club do you thing is the most appealing?" Keelia inquired.
"Mori-sempai." Colette replied.
The day went on in this fashion till around five o'clock when everyone changed back into their regular clothes and headed home.
"Would you girls like a ride?" Tamaki asked.
"No, we'll walk." Colette said.
"It's dangerous for girls to walk home this late." Mori said.
"We'll be fine." Keelia insisted.
"I already ordered you a limo." Kyouya said, closing his cell phone.
"We can't pay for a limo!" The two said together.
"It's one of my family's," Kyouya said, "You don't have to worry about paying for it."
"We'll pass." Keelia said.
"Ki-Ki!" Colette hissed, "Shut up. It's a free limo ride home!" Keelia huffed but didn't argue further.
DHMB: YAY!...-doesn't really know what she's doing.- uhm...see you next chapter.