The Incredible Story of Instant Messaging on an Island
A/N: Nearly everyone is alive. If there are any characters you'd like to see, review!! Also, if anyone's already done this, I'm sorry ;/

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Jack: wearetheisland
Kate: freckles
Sawyer: thatconguy
Charlie: rockstarindiapers
Hurley: duuude
Juliet: babydr
Locke: mrphilosophy
Daniel: spazofphysics
Desmond: pushthebutton
Sayid: notaterrorist
Sun: gardengirl
Jin: namehere
Charlotte: bitchymcbitcherson
Ben: manbehindthecurtain
Miles: iseedeadguys
Danielle: crazyforestlady

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wearetheisland has entered the chat.
freckles has entered the chat.
duuude has entered the chat.
spazofphysics has entered the chat.

wearetheisland: hi guys

freckles: hey Jack

duuude: is nobody else thinking about how weird this is?

spazofphysics: what?

duuude: umm, that we don't have computers and are still in IM

spazofphysics: not really

wearetheisland: i need something to do

freckles: we could always go trekking around the island after some lost cause

wearetheisland: i'm liking that idea, lets go get sawyer

freckles: but u hate sawyer cause he's trying to steal me from u or something

wearetheisland: true but we can't go w/o him anyway, he'd bitch about it forever

spazofphysics: can i come?

wearetheisland: NO… i mean sorry we can't take you

spazofphysics: =(

duuude: c'mon man, don't be a h8r

wearetheisland is away: off to find sawyer and go on a hunt for nothing! i mean adventure

freckles is away: off to find sawyer and jack and go on an exciting adventure :D

spazofphysics has left the chat (Quit: I'm going on an adventure, dammit)

duuude: aww, i'm alone

rockstarindiapers has entered the chat.

rockstarindiapers: hey hurley u up for some golf??

duuude: yeah… thx for saving me from dying of boredom

rockstarindiapers: it's what i do, man… it's what i do. now let's go

rockstarindiapers has left the chat (Quit: rockstarindiapers)

duuude has left the chat (Quit: duuude)

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A/N: it'll get better next chapter, I promise. I might do that chapter tonight to rid myself of boredom, so just review ;D