Im back after awhile with a new yaoi story! This time it's Deidara and Tobi. They are just so cute togther, yeah? Well I hope you like this, read, review, comment.

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Deidara was in his art working studio, way down deep in the Akatsuki hideout, trying to build a new art bomb, when out of nowhere he heard the annoying voice that shot right through him every time he yelled.

"SEEEEENNNPPPPAAAAIIII!" Tobi yelled from all the way upstairs.

(Crash)

"Huh, my art, my beautiful art, Un." "Err, Tobi!?"

Tobi came crashing into Deidara's art place and was waving his arms.

"Ah! Senpai I knew you were here, leader-sama wants us right away for a big important mission!"

"Tobi you baka, you made me drop another master piece of mine, UN! I should blow you up right now, Hmm!?"

"Eh!?" Tobi did a whimper and backed away lifting his arms up in a defense pose. "P-Please don't hurt Tobi, Tobi's a good boy! He was just following leader-sama's orders."

Deidara turned and walked out the door. Tobi looked down in defeat as he knew his Senpai would never forgive him this time. Until he heard a voice call his name in a soft way, he looked up.

"Let's go Tobi; Leader-sama did say it was important right, so I can forgive you this time, Un."

"Ahhh! Senpai is so nice to Tobi!" The masked man said running happily and giggling up to his Senpai.

They both walked past the dorms of there other comrades and finally reached a dark hallway leading into the leader's room. They both walked in where Pein was waiting for them.

"You wanted to see us, hmm?" Said Deidara.

"Ah yes, Deidara and Tobi I have a very important mission for you to take on. I need you to…um…take a vacation."

"Yatta!" Screamed Tobi in pure glee.

"W-What! You really can't be serious, can you! Hmm?" The blonde yelled feeling a stress mark pop above his head.

"Sorry." Pein said in an emotionless voice. "Every member is getting a vacation, and since all the others got one and not you two, it's your turn to relax. Why is this such a problem Deidara, you always complain about work?"

"Well I most certainly want a vacation, Un!" Deidara exclaimed, almost screaming it. "I just don't want a vacation with him!" The blond said pointed to a now disappointed Tobi.

"Whaaa! Senpai is so mean to Tobi!"

"Whatever!" Deidara said crossing his arms and walking up to Pein. He put his one hand behind his back, and put his index finger to his mouth and bent his legs inward. Then saying in the most girlish tone he could.

"Oh please please leader-sama! Please let me go alone for this vacation, Hmm. I promise Ill never complain again." The small blonde said moving closer.

Pein's heart started thumping seeing Deidara act all cute. It was this that was making him blush. Man, he thought to himself. Tobi was right, he is cuter then a girl.

He coughed, and cleared his throat. "No." Pein said flatly. "Either you go with Tobi or you don't go at all, and that's final."

"Pfft!" Deidara scoffed. "Fine, Un!"

"YAY!" Tobi yelled running over and hugging the life out of his Senpai.

"Get off me, Un!"

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In Tobi and Deidara's room.

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"Tobi is so excited to go on a vacation with his Senpai! Tobi cannot wait!" Tobi yelled while jumping all over the place.

"Will you calm down?" Deidara yelled. "You're giving me such a headache, hmm."

"S-sorry, Senpai!"

It reached morning time and both Tobi and Deidara started to hit the trail and track down the hotel they where to stay in.

"This is going to be so boring. Hmm?" Deidara sighed underneath his breath.

"Don't be that way Senpai! Tobi promises to make Senpai very happy on this trip. That is my mission for the next two weeks." The raven haired man proclaimed while holding his hand in a fist up against his chest.

Deidara sighed and kept walking.

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Finally after walking 3 hours they reached there destination.

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"Finally here!" The blonde said almost dying from thirst. "I need some water and food now, Un!"

"Lets get unpacked first Senpai, and then we can eat."

After Tobi and Deidara checked in they headed down to a near by Ramen shop.

"Ramen?" Deidara said in a low voice.

"Something wrong Senpai?" Tobi asked tilting his head to the side a bit.

"I don't know, Un. I just expected something better then Ramen right now. I really don't like Ramen that much, Hmm." The blonde pouted.

"Come now Senpai!" The taller of the two yelled grabbing the smaller Nin's hand. "Just this once, for me, kudsai!" The masked man begged. "I love Ramen!"

"Is that so?" Deidara sighed out. "Fine, Un."

"Yay!" Tobi yelled jumping up in the air. He ran fast to wear the shop is with Deidara's hand clamped on to his.

"Irasshaimase!" Yelled the ramen shop owner from behind the counter. "How may I help you two today!"

"Ill have one extra pork ramen please!" Tobi yelled.

"I guess Ill have a Miso, please, Hmm."

"Sure thing!" The ramen shop owner said happily, as two others came out with there orders.

"Oh! And by the way," the owner said leaning down next to Tobi, like to whisper something. "You and your girlfriend get these two free! Its couple's night!"

"R-Really! Wha! So cool." The raven haired man said looking over at his Senpai. He had to flinch alittle as he seen Deidara's face darken and another stress mark appeared above his head, and he twitched his eyebrows.

"Ahem!" Deidara said loudly to get the owners attention. "First off, we are most certainly NOT a couple, Un! And second off, IM NOT A GIRL!" Deidara slammed his chopsticks on the table and stormed off.

"Ah! S-Senpai, W-Wait! Ehh…" Tobi sighed.

"G-Gomen." The owner said bowing. "I did not mean to upset your friend. I thought he was a girl."

"It's ok, I understand." Tobi said bowing back. He has sort of a small temper. Here's the money." Tobi said sliding the yen over to the owner.

"Uh…Arigatou gozaimasu."

What well happen next Chapter when Tobi goes back to his room with his Senpai doing something he never expected? Stay tuned!!!

And NOT IN THAT WAY PERVZ! xD

Kudsai = Please

Irasshaimase = welcome

Gomen = Sorry