A/N: This is just a plot bunny that refused to leave me.
A/N2: 09/07/11 – just some editing. Thank you to all of those who reviewed!
Disclaimer: I really wish I did...but unfortunately I don't own them.
What Optimus expected was just to have a cup of Energon, and relax for a few minutes...but no...Primus had another idea.
He was just about to put the cup to his mouth when he heard it...a scream of pure terror. Not even a second past before he was armed and dangerous. Battle mask on, swords out...he waited...
When the door to the rec room crashed open he expected to find Ravage or Laserbeak. He definitely did not expect to find the twins looking as if they wanted to faint.
But before he could ask what the hell was going on...Sideswipe tackled him to the ground.
"You have to help us! I promise we'll never do it again!"
"Sideswipe, what in Primus name is going on?"
"I'll tell you what is going on...he's gonna kill us!" Sunstreaker answered from behind a couch. Optimus was shocked to realise that it was in fact Sunstreaker he heard screaming earlier.
"Who's going to kill you?"
"I am." Optimus was surprised to see his second in command, Prowl, coming into the room. Optimus would not have been surprised if Megatron himself fled under Prowl's gaze. It screamed murder.
"Step away from Optimus, and face me as a grown mech."
"N..no" Sideswipe stammered. He was holding onto Optimus for dear life.
"Prowl, I order you to stand down." Optimus said standing up...Sideswipe was still holding onto his legs, and Sunstreaker was still hiding behind a couch.
"I'm sorry Optimus. I can't...they've gone too far."
"Prowl..."
"No Optimus I can't."
"I'm sorry that I have to resort to this." Optimus really had no choice...Prowl was really going to kill the twins if he was to back down.
"If pro is the opposite of con. Why is progress not the opposite of congress?"
"Excuse me?" Was all Prowl could say.
"Why is it call Iceland when in fact its surface is covered by green grass? The same could be said about Greenland...its surface is covered by ice."
3,2,1...BANG. Prowl lay twitching on the floor...a few seconds passed before his system completely shut down. Optimus turned around to face the twins.
"What did you do that forced me to crash Prowl CPU?"
"It was just a joke, we didn't think he would freak out the way he did." Sunstreaker answered.
"That still doesn't answer my question."
"We...uhm…"
"Sideswipe..."
"We deleted every report given to Prowl the past few days."
Wrong move...
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All Ratchet wanted was a breath of fresh air. He really didn't expect to see the twins running as if they've seen the ghost of Primus himself. His amused expression turned to shocked silence when he saw who the twins were running from.
Optimus looked as if he found Elita cheating on him with one of the twins...he was also screaming "I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF!"
Instead of helping the twins, Ratchet went to Red Alert to see the spectacle on the security screens. This was definitely one show he didn't want to miss.
Needles to say the twins never messed with Prowl's reports again.