Alagaesian Pizza
Disclaimer:I don't own any of the charaters!
A/n:Well I think my summary explains what this is about. Oh, and this is before Eragon got Saphira. So, well here's my first chapter!
Chapter 1:Pizza Chaos
(Spice Girls playing in the background)
"Bye old uncle, I got to get back to my job."Eragon said, grabbing his apron.
"What..what did you say."Garrow asked, falling over.
"Hey boss, back."Eragon said, throwing some dishes onto the floor, and then using a mop to clean them.
"No..not again."Durza said, sighing.
Eragon finally got back to the kitchen, and met his fellow helpers. Murtagh, Arya, and an egg.
"Wow you guys work here too?"Eragon asked, jumping up, and down.
"Yes."Murtagh, and Arya answered.
"So...what's this blue egg for."Eragon asked, tossing up, and down.
"It's a dragon egg for you."Murtagh said.
"You don't have to shout."Eragon snorted.
"I'm not shouting."Murtagh shouted.
"You are now."Eragon said, then giggled.
"Ok."Arya said, cutting some mushrooms.
"We better get to work or boss will kill us."Arya said, stirring the pizza sauce.
"Ok my peeps."Eragon said, cutting some fish eyeballs, and then putting it into the pizza sauce.
"Murtagh. I just thought. Why do we work for Durza?"Eragon asked Murtagh.
"Because..well..you know maybe...because he has that embarrsing photo of us at that christmas party."Murtagh answered sarcastically.
"Murtagh! Arya! You work here too?"Eragon asked.
"Why did we have to get teamed up with him."Murtagh thought.
"Eragon. How about spreading the pizza sauce on the dough."Arya suggested.
"Kay."Eragon said, grabbing a ladel. Eragon grabbed a jar of maggots, and poured it into the pizza sauce, he then poured the pizza sauce onto the pizza dough.
"Hey Arya. Look a red dragon egg."Murtagh said, picking it up. The red shell bust open, and a little cute adorable(and everything else) popped out.
"Aaah!! Arya! Murtagh..I mean Murtagh! Arya! Come quick! Hurry!"Eragon shreiked in a high pitch voice.
"No Eragon come over here, I've got something even better than your old gym socks to show."Murtagh shouted back.
"No! Hurry! Hurry! I...I NEED HELP! NO!"Eragon screamed.
"Eragon stop joking around."Murtagh said.
"Murtagh!"Arya said frantically.
"What is it, Arya?"Murtagh said, as he watched the baby dragon crawl into his shirt.
"Bar..."Arya began before something terrible happened.
Murtagh ran around the corner, and saw...saw...is this mircophone on, and saw...Barney The Dinosaur holding the blue egg.
"Barney? But how? Why is this authoress doing this to us?"Murtagh screamed.
"Because the blue dragon would regret having Eragon as her rider, and Murtagh would be jealous of Eragon's new dragon."(me) the authoress explained.
"No! That would mean the green egg would hatch to Durza."Murtagh shreiked in horror as (Thank You For The Venom) played.
"No he'll have two titles like me. Durza The Shade, and now Durza The Dragonrider."Eragon said, as the song on Flushed Away played.
What will Murtagh name his dragon?
Will Eragon tell them how Barney got created?
Will Eragon tell them he has to go?
Find out next time!
R&R please!