I actually liked this show. Enjoy the first chapter, rated for a list of reasons, selected character bashing and it may contain some OOC, I'm talking to my advisors on that one.
Eddward, Double D, sat on a bench in the train station with a suitcase by his feet, his shoulders slumped over and his head hung down, "Double D," he sat up and looked back to see the Kanker sisters, Lee, Marie and May walking into the station. Marie ran from her sisters and up to the beanie wearing teenager, "What are you doing here? And why do you look like you've seen kick a puppy?"
"It's a long story Marie, and I don't think I have enough time to even begin," Edd checked the time and took a deep breath, "All I can tell you is that my parents are sending me to live with my aunt and uncle out in the country for a while," he stood up and picked up the suitcase, ignoring the look Marie was giving him, "Do yourself a favor Marie and stay out of trouble. I know there is good in you and…"
"What happened, Double Dweeb," they looked back and saw Lee and May walking towards them, "Where do you think you're going?"
Edd sighed and shook his head, "Well, as I am going away for a while, I might as well tell someone." The three sisters looked at him in confusion and Edd looked up with narrowed, "Ed and Eddy railroaded me, if you will, after one of Eddy's notorious scams went awry," the three looked confused and Edd frowned, "We were supposed to so a simple scam, a circus and the tent collapsed, injuring Jimmy, Sarah and Rolf," the three stared at him as he continued the story.
Ed, Edd and Eddy watched as in horror as they saw the red and white tent collapse and the screams of the other neighborhood children filled the air as the tent caught on fire, "Run boys!" Eddy called and he and Ed ran down the street. Edd looked back at the tent before he frowned and followed his two best friends.
The three entered Eddy's house and stopped when they saw their parents standing in the living room, glaring at them, "Kids, why do we feel like you three did something?" Eddy's father demanded.
The three best friends swallowed hard and Edd stepped forward, "Well you see sir, we were putting on a circus for the neighborhood and one of the support beams collapsed due to a termite infection and everyone got trapped inside and some were even injured."
Eddy looked at the intelligent boy before looking back at the dimwitted Ed and leaned closer to him, "Ed, sock head is trying to get us in trouble." Ed looked at the short money grubber and Eddy hissed, "If we get in trouble Ed, you'll lose your comic books, monster movies and who knows what else,"
"No, not my comic books, anything but my comic books, Eddy,"
"Then follow my lead, lumpy," Eddy looked back and smiled as he walked forward and patted Edd on his back, "Nice joke, Double D, but it was your idea," Edd looked down in shock and disbelief, "You were the one who suggested we used those pieces of wood for the support beams."
"Yeah Double D," Ed smiled a goofy smile as he stepped forward, "You told us you didn't care about anything," he looked at his parents and pouted, "It's true mom and dad, Double D is evil," Edd's parents looked at him with a cold glare behind their eyes and Edd's face paled before they begin leading him towards the door.
Edd took a deep breath and frowned, "My parents took me home and told me that they've heard of the other scams that I've been involved with and that they were going to send me away to try and straighten me out," the three frowned and Edd shook his head, "So now you know," they heard a loud whistle filled the air and Edd sighed, "Well, there's my train,"
He turned and got ready to walk away when he felt a pair of arms wrap around him. He looked back and saw Marie hugging him with her face buried in the back of his shoulder, "I…I love you Double D," her sisters and Edd stared at her in shock and Marie looked up with a frown, "I'll wait for you,"
Edd frowned and shook his head, "Don't waste your life waiting for me, Marie. I don't even know if I'll be able to return to Peach Creek and I don't want to be the reason you wasted your…"
"You better come back, or I'll hunt you down, do you understand oven mitt?" Marie narrowed her eyes and Edd sighed before he nodded and Marie hugged him again, "Don't worry about Ed and Eddy, they'll get what they deserve one day,"
"Please don't act out on violence on my account Marie," Edd sighed and broke from the hug, "But I apologize, but I must be going now." He turned and walked away from the three sisters and Marie frowned as she watched him walk out of the station and over to the platform and climbed onto a train.
Marie's fists tightened as she shook, "May, Lee, you better kiss your men goodbye because when I get a hold of them, I'm going to tear them apart for doing this to my dreamboat,"
"Easy Marie, remember what Double D said, you don't need to get violent for him," Lee reassured the middle sister, "And besides, I bet they're feeling pretty rotten for doing this so beating the hell out of them ain't going to do nothing to them," Marie frowned and shook her head before the three sisters walked out of the station.
Okay, I'm probably going to go against my advisors here because I am going to have some, if not all, of the characters OOC. Please enjoy the first chapter everyone and please let me know what everyone thinks.